The 15-7-0 thinks Bah-sten is full of loo-sahs!

September 24, 2012 | Glenn Clark

The 15-7-0 thinks Bah-sten is full of loo-sahs!

8. If his name wasn’t already “Ace Sanders”, we’d probably still call the South Carolina punt returner “Ace Sanders”.

The Gamecocks got a big win Saturday over Missouri thanks largely to this…

Yeah. You COULDN’T do that in a video game. No chance. More from the SEC later.

9. Perhaps the second L in Collin Klein’s name stands for “LOL @ Landry Jones”?

It’s much more believable after you watch this…

The Wildcats picked up a big win over the Sooners Saturday night, but it wasn’t because Oklahoma’s Sterling Shepherd didn’t try…

Looks like the Big 12 could come down to Kansas State and West Virginia this year. Just like every other year, I guess.

10. I feel like I should go stand on the field in Nashville just in case there are any more miracles to be handed out.

Honestly. What’s more ridiculous? Nate Washington’s catch?

Music City Miracle 2?

Or a Shaun Hill Hail Mary?

The most incredible part about this game? Jim Schwartz’s decision to go for it on 4th down in OT doesn’t even seem remotely bizarre considering everything else.

11. I hope CJ Spiller’s injury isn’t serious, because it’s just now getting fun to watch him run.

Remember when we used to think he stunk? That changed quickly…

Trent Richardson is also good, he just unfortunately plays for the Browns…

The Browns are 0-3, proving that despite parity-you DO still know a thing or two about the NFL.

12. The question isn’t “how did Florida’s Jordan Reed make this catch?”, the question is “how did Florida’s Jordan Reed survive this catch?

You won’t come up with an answer, either.

Florida stomped Kentucky Saturday and look like they could be a player in the SEC. Or not. I mean, what the hell do I know?

13. Cecil Shorts III now has two final minute touchdown catches on the season. I guess that’s a meaningful statistic?

For someone who’s not good at football, Blaine Gabbert can occasionally do good football things…

The Colts lost to the Jags (which is still embarrassing even if you’re the Colts), but Andrew Luck continues to make you say “oh I get it now”…

14. The Cowboys won a forgettable game over the Buccaneers. Hey, it’s better than losing a forgettable game against the Buccaneers.

The good news for the Cowboys is that winning means they can all sit back and giggle about this whole Kevin Ogletree thing…

And giggle at this from Tony Romo…

Which is good, because the rest of the country was going to be giggling either way.

15. If you weren’t already on the #MACtion bandwagon, perhaps Central Michigan, Western Michigan, Northern Illinois, Ball State and the Ohio marching band will help you get there.

To recap, Western beat UConn, NIU beat Kansas, Ball State beat Southern Florida, Central did THIS to the Iowa mascot by winning at the gun…

Eastern Michigan didn’t beat Michigan State but did leave Mark Dantonio flustered…

And the Ohio band did a version of Gangnam Style that was actually kinda cool…or at least as cool as it’s going to get for a marching band at halftime of a football game…

MACTION!

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