The 15-7-0 thinks Bah-sten is full of loo-sahs!

The “not so ELITE” 7… 

1. For being one of the best players in college football, shouldn’t Denard Robinson be good at playing college football?

Umm….yikes.

At least he knows?

Well…in the meantime Notre Dame remains undefeated. And it’s about time someone started talking about them.

2. The best team in the NFC lost to the Minnesota Vikings. Okay then.

So, despite the fact that you knew the Browns were going to start the season 0-3, you still don’t know everything about football. Alex Smith was kinda like “Old Alex Smith” for a minute there…

And then Christian Ponder kinda looked like “New Alex Smith”…

Don’t worry, no one else understands either.

3. About.com says “When writing a resume it’s important to use a basic font that is easy to read, both for hiring managers and for applicant management systems.” Are you listening, Dan Carpenter?

Oh boy…that’s just a terrible way for the Miami Dolphins to lose.

Well…at least he still has his awesome hair? And he got to see Jared Odrick do this…

And he got to see Tim Tebow do this…

So it wasn’t ALL bad, was it?

(Note: Mark Sanchez still stinks. I wonder if Jay Pharoah as Stephen A. Smith on SNL thinks Tim Tebow should play…)

4. Congratulations Orwin Smith, you’re this week’s winner of the Tony Romo “Boner of the Week” award.

This is part of the reason why Georgia Tech lost to Miami Saturday…

Oh God. But elsewhere in the ACC, Virginia’s Darius Jennings (unfortunately out of Gilman) wanted to make sure Smith had competition for the award, so he did this in the Cavaliers’ loss to TCU…

5. The only thing Arizona did right against Oregon was give us this excellent sideline image.

The Wildcats were CRUSHED by the Ducks. Their sideline acted appropriately…

But the best Pac-12 content of the weekend came from Oregon State’s win over UCLA, where the Bruins were also trying Gangnam Style…

The Beavers were struggling to throw the ball…

One OSU fan was REALLY fired up…

And to the victors went Animal Style…

6. I know making fun of Jay Cutler is our national pastime, but Cortland Finnegan kinda just looks like a clown.

Charles Woodson did it a week ago after the Packers BEAT the Bears. This week Cortland Finnegan was at it after a loss. From CSN Chicago…

Dude…you lost. And even after you got your interception you did this…

I mean, come on bro.

7. This is your weekly reminder that the New Orleans Saints don’t have a head coach and are losing. Cheers!

Where is the “as long as they have Drew Brees they’ll be fine” crowd hanging out these days?

Jamaal Charles had a nice TD run for the Chiefs to finally get them in the win column…

But Dexter McCluster’s arm was probably not supposed to do that…

And your “zero” from outside football who deserves to sleep on the roof…

I offer this picture of George “The Animal” Steele eating a baseball because it’s the best thing that happened to anyone in Boston all weekend.

I get it. The Red Sox won a game Sunday. Who cares? Drink it up, Beantown. How does it feel to be second class citizens?

(Thanks to Deadspin, ESPN, Fox Sports, Busted Coverage, SB Nation, The AP/WNST.net, Yahoo! Sports, USA Today, CBS Sports, The Big Lead, SportsGrid, Bob’s Blitz, Larry Brown Sports, Bleacher Report and Guyism for tips/photos/videos.)

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…

-G