15 positive observations from the weekend of football, seven not so positive observations and we acknowledge a “zero” from outside the world of football. A reminder, there’s never any Ravens game analysis here. We do plenty of that elsewhere. It’s a trip through the weekend of football via videos, GIFs, memes, pictures, links, Tweets and shtick.
Oh and candy corn. Actually this week…mostly candy corn.
15 Positive Observations…
1. I assume what Dez Bryant was yelling on the sidelines was something along the lines of “HEY COACH! YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS WHO SAY THAT WHEN YOU FACE THE LIONS YOU SHOULD LET CALVIN JOHNSON GET HIS BUT DON’T LET ANYONE ELSE BEAT YOU? THOSE GUYS ARE IDIOTS!”
Pretty much just simple lip-reading.
Dez would like to remind you why he’s yelling.
Megatron posted the second greatest receiving (yards) day in NFL history. No one even as much as blinked at any of it.
Matt Stafford’s fake spike is obviously the highlight of his entire life.
2. If there’s one person in the world you’re happy for right now it’s Navy kicker Nick Sloan. If there’s a second, it’s…umm….I don’t know, the guy who helped Naya Rivera pick out her sexy Carmen Sandiego Halloween costume?
You’ll remember Sloan missed an extra point in 2OT a week ago as the Midshipmen lost to Toledo. The result was different against Pitt Saturday.
If the Mids won, that means we get to enjoy something.
Oh and about that costume.
Yeah that works.
The Buckeyes demolished Penn State 63-14. They admitted after the game that they’re simply trying to keep up with their own Marching Band.
Elsewhere in the B1G, Michigan State really dug deep in their bag of tricks.
4. The Kansas City Chiefs are still undefeated. It’s probably about time that when we talk about them, we don’t use that same inflection on the term “undefeated” that we use when we describe Northern Illinois.
The more significant news from this game? JASON CAMPBELL DID SOMETHING!
5. No, Patriots fans were NOT booing their team at halftime. Of course not. Yeah, they were actually saying “YOOOUUUUUU…..guys are probably going to put together a dominant second half and easily beat the Dolphins.” Sometimes you just don’t hear all of that.
In fairness, Pats fans could have no idea their team had practiced the new sport of “synchronized intercepting”.
They should however have known their quarterback…
Despite the fact that the QB’s hand looked like this…
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