5. Hang on a second. You mean to tell me the New Orleans Saints weren’t as good on the road as they were at home? Next thing you’re going to tell me something crazy like Tyler Perry made a boatload of money with a new movie that no one actually thinks is any good.
Here’s Robert Quinn doing…something.
6. After losing to Navy for a fifth time Saturday, Army decided to fire coach Rich Ellerson. This is just sort of a sad story. Unless of course they end up hiring Sgt. Slaughter to replace him. You think there’s a chance they end up hiring Sgt. Slaughter to replace him? I’m already starting the campaign, maggots.
One Cadet took the news a bit worse than the others.
You wouldn’t have believed Jacksonville still had a chance of making the playoffs when the day started, would you?
And our “zero” from outside the world of football…
It was a tough Sunday. I’m going to wash it away by re-watching the best segment from SNL.
(Hat tips to SB Nation, Deadspin, The AP, WNST.net, The Big Lead, Guyism, Yahoo! Sports, Rant Sports, Fansided, Complex Sports, Busted Coverage, Larry Brown Sports, BroBible, USA Today, @CJZero, @Lana, CBS, FOX Sports, ESPN, GIFD Sports, NBC Sports, Baltimore Sun, Washington Post, ACC Digital Network, South Florida Sun-Sentinel, Maryland Athletics, Navy Athletics, BuzzFeed, Towson Athletics, Washington Post, Comcast SportsNet, NBC Sports, Perez Hilton, SI, etc.)
Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…