The 15-7-0 loves unicorns and show ponies but hates Tom Brady comebacks

October 14, 2013 | Glenn Clark

5. Oh. So maybe acquiring Josh Freeman might actually be a big deal for the Vikings after all.

This is Mike Tolbert doing a thing.

Ron Rivera found the whole exercise exhilarating.

6. Washington FC got skulldragged by the Cowboys Sunday night, which I don’t think is such a big deal because I don’t believe these teams have any kind of history or anything.

Here’s a still frame of one of the more memorable moments of Sunday night’s game. I’d make a poop joke, but I’ve always been more the penis joke type.

Also, WFC’s special teams coach was quite obviously on the Boys’ payroll.

Redskins fans react on CSN…

7. I respect Towson’s commitment to trying to break the record for college football’s biggest comeback of all time, but maybe now that they’ve lost a game perhaps they can stop it with the Ravens-like starts they’ve gotten off to?

This one could sting.

If only the Tigers could borrow UMass’ Rob Blanchflower.

And our “zero” from outside the world of football…

Thanks for nothing, Detroit.





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