Glenn Clark’s Rankings…
32. Kansas City Chiefs (32)
Okay, so no Josh McDaniels. Umm…Marty-ball?
31. Jacksonville Jaguars (30)
Mike Mularkey: “Are you sure you didn’t want to fire me?”
30. Arizona Cardinals (31)
I cannot believe they’re really considering hiring Todd Haley. OH.MY.GOD.
29. Oakland Raiders (29)
Now they get ready for their Super Bowl…the 40 yard dash at the NFL Combine.
28. Detroit Lions (28)
The problem for Jim Schwartz is that he’s a former defensive coach for a team that can’t play defense.
27. Philadelphia Eagles (27)
Yahoo! Sports’ Jason Cole tells us the Eagles could keep Michael Vick around if they hire Chip Kelly.
26. Cleveland Browns (26)
While the Browns’ first choice is the same Chip Kelly, no one’s first choice EVER has been the Cleveland Browns.
25. New York Jets (23)
QUARTERBACKS FOR SALE!!!!!!!!!!
24. Tennessee Titans (25)
Check back in with me in five minutes to confirm Mike Munchak still hasn’t been fired yet.
23. Buffalo Bills (24)
I think a Ken Whisenhunt/Russ Grimm combo would be a good fit there.
22. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (22)
Do you focus more on what went wrong? Or do you focus more on how to build off of seven wins?
21. Miami Dolphins (17)
At least they have a quarterback.
20. St. Louis Rams (18)
Are they as close as their record would make you believe?
19. San Diego Chargers (21)
If Peyton Manning isn’t in the AFC West, they win the thing and save Norv Turner again.
18. New Orleans Saints (16)
I’ll go ahead and assume they win 13 games next season.
17. Carolina Panthers (19)
By keeping Ron Rivera, they’d give up potential “most desirable location” status for coaches.
16. Pittsburgh Steelers (20)
If they had a healthy Ben Roethisberger for 16 games they would have won the division. Unless the Ravens had a healthy Suggs/Ngata/Webb/Lewis. I guess what I’m saying is that it doesn’t matter.
15. Dallas Cowboys (13)
What the eff do you do here?
14. Chicago Bears (14)
I’d want this job.
13. New York Giants (15)
“Hynocerous” is one of the Top 5 nicknames in football this year.
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