Glenn Clark’s Rankings…
32. Jacksonville Jaguars (Last Week 32)
You know all of those “lost their bye week” jokes? So…the Jaguars…they actually did, right?
31. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (31)
I don’t care that they had a lead. They stink.
30. Minnesota Vikings (30)
Another primetime game! Yay!
29. St. Louis Rams (29)
Hey but there’s Zac Stacy and all.
28. New York Giants (28)
So which crappy running back plays this week?
27. Houston Texans (27)
A one week moratorium on making fun of them obviously.
26. Oakland Raiders (24)
Can the Ravens cancel any of their games to schedule the Raiders’ pass defense as a replacement?
25. Pittsburgh Steelers (23)
Could you imagine if while we were going through this, the Steelers were having a good season?
24. Atlanta Falcons (22)
What week? You know…what week does Matt Ryan get an “elbow injury”?
23. Washington Redskins (26)
MAYBE on their way back? MAYBE?
22. Baltimore Ravens (14)
Not a good football team.
21. Buffalo Bills (19)
TuelTime was actually kinda exciting.
20. Philadelphia Eagles (25)
Very plausible playoff team. Honestly.
19. Tennessee Titans (21)
Would I want Kendall Wright in a trade for Jordan Reed?
18. Cleveland Browns (20)
I still can’t believe that happened.
17. Arizona Cardinals (17)
I watched roughly as much Cards football on their bye week as I have every other week.
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