Glenn Clark’s Rankings…
32. Jacksonville Jaguars (31)
I had a funny feeling they’d end up back here.
31. Kansas City Chiefs (32)
In my heart of hearts, their defense is better than the Jags’.
30. Cleveland Browns (26)
The entire state is too concerned with the Buckeyes’ pursuit of an undefeated season to notice.
29. Carolina Panthers (28)
Oh right. They stink. Sorry I forgot that.
28. Oakland Raiders (24)
Just an absolutely piss poor effort. Which I appreciated.
27. New York Jets (25)
Rex is popular enough that he’ll survive this.
26. St. Louis Rams (30)
They deserved to lose and stole a tie.
25. Arizona Cardinals (23)
Welcome back from the bye. Enjoy Atlanta.
24. Buffalo Bills (27)
That was pretty respectable.
23. Philadelphia Eagles (21)
There are too many good players to be this bad.
22. Washington Redskins (22)
This is a big stretch here after the bye for Mike Shanahan.
21. Tennessee Titans (29)
Where the hell did that come from?
20. San Diego Chargers (18)
And yet…do any of you feel comfortable about the Ravens’ trip to San Diego next week?
19. Miami Dolphins (14)
This is a crucial test for them on Thursday Night Football.
18. Dallas Cowboys (19)
They don’t go away, do they?
17. Detroit Lions (12)
That could end up being a brutal loss to their playoff hopes.
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