“The Reality Check” Week 12 NFL Power Rankings

November 20, 2013 | Glenn Clark

“The Reality Check” Week 12 NFL Power Rankings

Ryan Chell’s Rankings…

32. Jacksonville Jaguars (1-9; LW-32)

Still “winning” with the chance at the #1 pick…

31. Minnesota Vikings (2-8; LW-30)

I’m not even sure a QB helps ALL their problems…

30. Atlanta Falcons (2-8; LW-29)

Matt Ryan’s going to have a rough final stretch of the season…

29. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-9; LW-31)

Can the Ravens have a d0-over with Bobby Rainey?

28. Houston Texans (2-8; LW-25)

This is a sh*t show…nothing else to say about it…

27. Washington Redskins (3-7; LW-22)

Is 27 passing yards in the first half against the Eagles good?

26. Buffalo Bills (4-7; LW-28)

How did they win with NO receivers last week?

25. Tennessee Titans (4-6; LW-17)

Things you never thought you’d say a year ago: “The Titans playoff chances end without Jake Locker.”

24. Pittsburgh Steelers (4-6; LW-27)

Ben Roethlisberger can throw the ball?

23. Oakland Raiders (4-6; LW-26)

Their defense has taken steps back…

22. Miami Dolphins (5-5; LW-24)

I wonder if there’s some beyond the scenes thing going on in Miami…hmmmm…

21. St. Louis Rams (4-6; LW-26)

Keep riding Zac Stacy…

20. Baltimore Ravens (4-6; LW-19)

Three straight home games should help them…

19. Cleveland Browns (4-6; LW-18)

They need a running game to complement/hide Jason Campbell…

18. San Diego Chargers (4-5; LW-14)

Missed a golden opportunity to affect the AFC West race…

17. New York Giants (4-6, LW-21)

Now only if Eli can rebound like their defense has…

16. New York Jets (5-5; LW-16)

Well they certainly won’t change QBs now…

15. Dallas Cowboys (5-5; LW-14)

Big game this week against the Cowboys…

14. Green Bay Packers (5-5; LW-12)

Their QB needs to go back to writing Lord of the Rings novels…

13. Philadelphia Eagles (6-5; LW-20)

Finally won a home game…

12. Detroit Lions (6-4; LW-9)

Continuing to remind you that they’re the Lions whenever you buy into them…

11. Arizona Cardinals (6-4; LW-13)

Carson Palmer was able to take the week off against the Jags…

10. Chicago Bears (6-4; LW-11)

The defense is a BIG concern…

9. San Francisco 49ers (6-4; LW-8)

Colin Kaepernick…wasn’t he supposed to be better with these weapons back?

8.  Cincinnati Bengals (7-4; LW-10)

Despite their quarterback, their defense appears to be back…

7. New England Patriots (7-3, LW-6)

They’ll hold on…

6. Indianapolis Colts (7-3; LW-5)

The Griff Whalen era is over…

5. Carolina Panthers (7-3; LW-7)

Just like Santa Claus, I believe.

4. Kansas City Chiefs (9-1; LW-1)

Had a bit of a scare with Dwayne Bowe’s incident this week…he should have just waited till Sunday to smoke that marijuana!

3. New Orleans Saints (8-2; LW-4)

That defense has been great lately. Bailed out Drew Brees against the 49ers…

2. Denver Broncos (9-1; LW-3)

Wes Welker’s injury could be of concern…

1. Seattle Seahawks (10-1; LW-2)

Percy Harvin was out SO long, they forgot about him in their offense…

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Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…

-G

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  1. Kolo Jezdec Says:

    C’mon Ryan! The Steelers 4 spots below the Ravens? You do know the Ravens are 2-4 over the past 6 games and the Steelers are 4-2? And I seem to recall the Ravens lost that game on October 20th. Not sure the Steelers deserve to be 4 spots higher than the Ravens (as Glenn has them), but 4 spots lower?

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