“The Reality Check” Week 13 NFL Power Rankings

November 28, 2013 | Glenn Clark

“The Reality Check” Week 13 NFL Power Rankings

Ryan Chell’s Rankings…

32. Houston Texans (2-9; LW-28)

Oh, the mighty have fallen…

31. Atlanta Falcons (2-9; LW-30)

You have any more excuses? I don’t…

30. Minnesota Vikings (2-8-1; LW-31)

The one team that have NO chance at the NFC North title…

32. Jacksonville Jaguars (2-9; LW-32)

Do they know they beat the Texans?

29. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (3-8; LW-29)

Mike Glennon proving he’s an NFL QB.

26. Buffalo Bills (4-7; LW-28)

How did they win with NO receivers last week?

25. Tennessee Titans (4-6; LW-17)

Things you never thought you’d say a year ago: “The Titans playoff chances end without Jake Locker.”

24. Pittsburgh Steelers (4-6; LW-27)

Ben Roethlisberger can throw the ball?

23. Oakland Raiders (4-6; LW-26)

Their defense has taken steps back…

22. Miami Dolphins (5-5; LW-24)

I wonder if there’s some beyond the scenes thing going on in Miami…hmmmm…

21. St. Louis Rams (4-6; LW-26)

Keep riding Zac Stacy…

20. Baltimore Ravens (4-6; LW-19)

Three straight home games should help them…

19. Cleveland Browns (4-6; LW-18)

They need a running game to complement/hide Jason Campbell…

17. New York Giants (4-6, LW-21)

Now only if Eli can rebound like their defense has…

16. New York Jets (5-5; LW-16)

Well they certainly won’t change QBs now…

18. San Diego Chargers (4-5; LW-14)

Missed a golden opportunity to affect the AFC West race…

15. Green Bay Packers (5-5-1; LW-14)

Hi Matt Flynn!

14. Chicago Bears (6-5; LW-10)

Zac Stacy was running all over them before he got hurt…

13. Detroit Lions (6-5; LW-12)

It’s a shame the Lions lost to the Bucs without Calvin Johnson and Matt Stafford playing…wait?…what’s that? They played and they lost?

12. Dallas Cowboys (6-5; LW-15)

Made sure to put down a resurgent Giants squad…

11. Philadelphia Eagles (6-5; LW-13)

Nick Foles still has yet to throw an interception. And Eagles “announce” he’ll start the rest of the season.

10.  Cincinnati Bengals (7-4; LW-8)

What Andy Dalton returns from the bye?

9. Indianapolis Colts (7-4; LW-6)

Andrew Luck daily sends, “I miss you.” texts to Reggie Wayne…

8. Arizona Cardinals (7-4; LW-11)

Just imagine what they could be with a running game…

7. San Francisco 49ers (7-4; LW-9)

Michael Crabtree returns this week…

6. Kansas City Chiefs (9-2; LW-4)

Justin Houston and Tamba Hali both banged up for the Broncos game. Talk about bad timing.

5. New England Patriots (8-3, LW-7)

Back to a running-back committee…

4. Carolina Panthers (8-3; LW-5)

It’s amazing what Cam Newton is doing with NO offensive weapons…

3. Denver Broncos (9-2; LW-2)

Bailed out by the Chargers…

2. New Orleans Saints (9-2; LW-3)

They lost to the Jets. Let that sink in…

1. Seattle Seahawks (10-1; LW-2)

The next substance-abuse suspension for the Seahawks will be “team.”

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…

-G

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