16. Dallas Cowboys (19)
HERE TO EAT YOUR BWAINS. (They’re zombies.) (They don’t die.) (Get it yet?)
15. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (14)
I still think they’re pretty good, but the NFC is crowded.
14. Washington Redskins (15)
Not nervous at all, right?
13. Pittsburgh Steelers (16)
Tip of the cap.
12. Chicago Bears (9)
Need big numbers from Brandon Marshall as the fantasy playoffs get underway, please.
11. Seattle Seahawks (12)
Not just winning away from home, winning THOUSANDS OF MILES away from home.
10. New York Giants (7)
But still probably in prime position for a Super Bowl run somehow.
9. Cincinnati Bengals (10)
Not helping anyone in Charm City at all.
8. Indianapolis Colts (11)
Andrew “Luck” with a horseshoe on his helmet. Of course.
7. San Francisco 49ers (6)
You can’t lose to the St. Louis Rams. You just can’t.
6. Baltimore Ravens (5)
You can’t lose to Charlie Batch. You just can’t.
5. Green Bay Packers (8)
Nice to be able to rotate between 20 different receivers, huh?
4. Denver Broncos (4)
I honestly still can’t believe the TD pass Manning threw to Demaryius Thomas.
3. New England Patriots (3)
I like Donte’ Stallworth. I wish him the best (but not them).
2. Atlanta Falcons (2)
That was a really important win.
1. Houston Texans (1)
Oh and Justin Forsett is pretty good too.
(Ryan’s rankings on Page 3…)