16. Houston Texans (11)
At least they still love Matt Schaub in Houston.
15. Cincinnati Bengals (7)
I give up trying to figure them out.
14. Baltimore Ravens (6)
You drop eight spots when you lose to the Bills. It is what it is.
13. San Diego Chargers (18)
So I should probably release Malcom Floyd now?
12. Green Bay Packers (12)
At least they got that pesky bye out of the way early.
11. Tennessee Titans (16)
If they had their quarterback, they’d be in the Top 10.
10. Miami Dolphins (8)
Please don’t start running soon.
9. Chicago Bears (5)
8. San Francisco 49ers (15)
I probably move them around too much.
7. Detroit Lions (17)
I’m sorry I doubted.
6. Kansas City Chiefs (10)
5. Indianapolis Colts (9)
They get to play Jacksonville again.
4. New England Patriots (4)
They’re just making some of these receivers up.
3. Seattle Seahawks (1)
I probably shouldn’t drop them for beating a good team on the road, but I’ll go ahead and do my job for myself thanks.
2. New Orleans Saints (3)
In case you forgot they had an exceptional offense.
1. Denver Broncos (2)
“It’s like they’re playing a different sport!”
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