Glenn Clark’s Rankings…
32. Miami Dolphins (Last Week: 30)
They’re so bad even Chad Henne didn’t want to hang around.
31. Minnesota Vikings (LW: 28)
I mean, they’re going to HAVE to start Christian Ponder at some point aren’t they?
30. Indianapolis Colts (LW: 31)
Yes, I moved them up a spot because they’ve played the Steelers and Bucs close in back to back weeks. No, I don’t really think they’re actually any good.
29. Jacksonville Jaguars (LW: 29)
The fact that the Titans lost to the Jags is becoming more inexplicable every week.
28. Seattle Seahawks (LW: 27)
I will still admit that I’m a bit nervous about the Ravens’ trip to the Emerald City.
27. St. Louis Rams (LW: 25)
I don’t know WHY I’m still giving them the benefit of the doubt as a winless team, but I guess I am. They’ll accidentally win a couple NFC West games this year.
26. Kansas City Chiefs (LW: 32)
Todd Haley and Matt Cassel are fighting even during a WIN. I have to imagine Le’Ron McClain and Kelly Gregg are longing for Charm City at the moment.
25. Denver Broncos (LW: 24)
Knowshon Moreno fall off an exercise bike. Willis McGahee is still bitching about John Harbaugh. Just play Tim Tebow already.
24. Arizona Cardinals (LW: 21)
Think GM Rod Graves is experiencing a level of “buyers remorse” when it comes to how much the Cards gave up for Kevin Kolb?
23. Carolina Panthers (LW: 23)
They really shouldn’t be getting this much credit for being 1-3, but they are.
22. Cincinnati Bengals (LW: 26)
I really like AJ Green. I don’t really like Andy Dalton. But I really like AJ Green.
21. Cleveland Browns (LW: 20)
They need more Peyton Hillis. And a bunch of good players.
20. San Francisco 49ers (LW: 22)
I don’t care what their record says. They’re not as good as that.
19. Dallas Cowboys (LW: 14)
Tony Romo sucks! You know, until he does something really good at another point in the season.
18. Philadelphia Eagles (LW: 13)
Andy Reid just realized the chair in his office felt warmer than he remembered.
17. Oakland Raiders (LW: 12)
I have no idea if they’re really any good. That’s why they’re in the middle.