Glenn Clark’s Rankings…
32. Kansas City Chiefs (31)
It was only a matter of time.
31. Jacksonville Jaguars (30)
I STILL think they find a way into the bottom spot.
30. Cleveland Browns (32)
It must be a proud moment for whoever is actually going to still be around next year.
29. Carolina Panthers (27)
So…Ron Rivera thinks he knows what the problem is? I guess it will just be fixed tomorrow…
28. Oakland Raiders (26)
Perhaps Carson Palmer can start practicing tackling…
27. Indianapolis Colts (24)
I don’t understand. Should we have seen this coming?
26. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (28)
Calm down, they were playing the Chiefs. Everyone blows out the Chiefs, right?
25. Tennessee Titans (29)
We can’t thank you enough for that, Titans.
24. New Orleans Saints (21)
Market correction. I still think they’re on the way up.
23. St. Louis Rams (20)
22. Buffalo Bills (25)
I didn’t see that coming.
21. Miami Dolphins (23)
Best Dolphins quarterback since…Cleo Lemon, I guess?
20. New York Jets (22)
If they beat the Patriots…
19. Dallas Cowboys (16)
I probably dropped them too far. I don’t feel bad.
18. Cincinnati Bengals (14)
You can’t do that against the Cleveland Browns.
17. San Diego Chargers (13)
But at least it was hilarious.
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