Glenn Clark’s Rankings…
32. Jacksonville Jaguars (Last Week 32)
When you watch the documentary about the 2013 Jags, the highlight will be halftime of last week’s game.
31. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (31)
Does the MRSA outbreak even end up in the Top 5 worst things to happen to them this season?
30. New York Giants (30)
They’re on Monday Night Football because ESPN is dying for you to find out what “The Blacklist” is all about.
29. Minnesota Vikings (27)
Oh-also they really wanted you to see an episode of The Voice, too.
28. Oakland Raiders (26)
They beat the Chargers?
27. Washington Redskins (23)
But their Special Teams Unit is number 6.798,544,213.
26. Pittsburgh Steelers (29)
Please tell me this wasn’t the start of them becoming the Steelers again.
25. Carolina Panthers (28)
There’s no in between with them, is there?
24. Atlanta Falcons (24)
Please Harry Douglas. Please Harry Douglas. Please Harry Douglas. Love, former Julio Jones fantasy owner.
23. Buffalo Bills (22)
Matt Flynn will definitely throw for 400 yards at some point this season, right?
22. Houston Texans (21)
They actually can’t get worse, can they?
21. St. Louis Rams (25)
So wait, is Zac Stacy a thing?
20. New York Jets (19)
It would be SOOO Jets for them to beat New England Sunday.
19. Tennessee Titans (18)
Jake Locker’s injury will be an undernoticed major storyline to the season when it’s over.
18. Philadelphia Eagles (20)
Nick Foles definitely starts every game the rest of the way, no?
17. Arizona Cardinals (15)
The good news is that Seattle doesn’t have a Vernon Davis.
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