“The Reality Check” Week 7 NFL Power Rankings

October 16, 2013 | Glenn Clark

“The Reality Check” Week 7 NFL Power Rankings

Ryan Chell’s Rankings…

32. Jacksonville Jaguars (0-6; LW-32)

They covered the spread against the Broncos. When’s the parade?

31. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (0-6; LW-31)

Scary stuff with the MRSA outbreak…

30. New York Giants (0-6, LW-27)

HILARIOUS cause they’re only three games back.

29. Minnesota Vikings (1-4; LW-29)

Josh Freeman, you’re up.

28. Washington Redskins (1-4; LW-25)

The Rams will be getting a high draft pick next April…

27. Pittsburgh Steelers (1-4; LW-30)

Ravens can’t let them back in this thing…

26. St. Louis Rams (2-4; LW-28)

Their defense has improved the last two games…

25. Carolina Panthers (2-3; LW-26)

Ron Rivera looked thrilled to win last Sunday…also hard to believe they’re in second place…

24. Oakland Raiders (2-4; LW-24)

Did Pryor just get sacked again?

23. Buffalo Bills (2-4; LW-22)

Did the Bills REALLY fall for the Matt Flynn trick?

22. Atlanta Falcons (1-4; LW-21)

And Steven Jackson might be out ANOTHER week? Holy hell…

21. Cleveland Browns (3-3; LW-20)

When you watch Willis McGahee run the football, you’re reminded why he was out of football three weeks ago…

20. Arizona Cardinals (3-3; LW-16)

They should really try to cover Vernon Davis the next time…

19. Philadelphia Eagles (3-3; LW-23)

Just stick with Nick Foles…

18. Dallas Cowboys (3-3; LW-18)

Tony Romo’s actually having a quiet, successful year…DeMarcus Ware and DeMarco Murray’s injuries are a concern…

17. New York Jets (3-3; LW-17)

I think they can beat New England on Sunday…dead serious…

16. San Diego Chargers (3-3; LW-18)

And things were going so well…

15. Houston Texans (2-4; LW-12)

T.J. Yates did his best Matt Schaub impression last Sunday…

14. Tennessee Titans (3-3; LW-15)

It’s a shame they don’t have a quarterback now, because they really had something going…

13. Miami Dolphins (3-2; LW-13)

Should be back and healthy.

12. Baltimore Ravens (3-3; LW-9)

We might need former DT Sam Adams to come in and tell us Ravens fans to remain calm…

11. Cincinnati Bengals (4-2; LW-14)

So, who dressed up as Andy Dalton last week and pretended to be a good QB? I thought Halloween was a few weeks away…

10. Chicago Bears (4-2; LW-11)

How many yards does Jay Cutler throw for on Sunday versus Washington?

9. Detroit Lions (4-2; LW-10)

You can tell Calvin Johnson’s not 100%…

8. Green Bay Packers (3-2; LW-8)

Randall Cobb and James Jones’ injuries could hurt.

7. San Francisco 49ers (4-2; LW-7)

Their gameplan for Sunday vs. the Cardinals: 1. See open Vernon Davis. 2. Throw open Vernon Davis the ball. 3. Repeat.

6. Indianapolis Colts (4-2; LW-4)

They beat SF on the road, but lose to the Chargers?

5. Seattle Seahawks (5-1; LW-5)

Another mini-scare against the Titans on Sunday. May have gotten a little too cute…

4. New Orleans Saints (5-1; LW-2)

One Drew Brees first down…all it took. Saints fans are hoping Jimmy Graham is okay….

3. New England Patriots (5-1, LW-6)

Should get back on track with Gronkowski in the fold…

2. Kansas City Chiefs (6-0; LW-3)

Bowl eligible. I still can’t believe what I’m seeing.

1. Denver Broncos (6-0; LW-1)

Big game this week against Indy. Maybe their first loss of the season.

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…

-G

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  1. Kolo Jezdec Says:

    Just an FYI for Ryan – the Chargers are 3-3 after beating the Colts last week. (and they are ranked below the train wreck that is the Texans?)

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