The Reality Check Week 8 NFL Power Rankings

October 24, 2012 | Glenn Clark

The Reality Check Week 8 NFL Power Rankings

16. Arizona Cardinals (13)

Accidentally still in the top half of the NFL.

15. Washington Redskins (12)

We all know RGIII is the real deal. We just don’t know if he’s going to have any healthy players to throw the ball to.

14. Dallas Cowboys (19)

Sean Lee injury a factor for a team already stuck in mediocrity.

13. Seattle Seahawks (11)

Need more from Russell Wilson.

12. Philadelphia Eagles (14)

On Sundays they play football. All other days they play “turmoil.”

11. Pittsburgh Steelers (15)

Remember when the Ravens were going to run and hide from them?

10. Minnesota Vikings (10)

Blah blah blah Samantha Steele.

9. Denver Broncos (9)

Peyton Manning facing Drew Brees Sunday? This will be neat. I wonder if they’ve ever faced each other before.

8. Baltimore Ravens (3)

Is there ANY humor to be had in referring to Ray Rice as “The Burrito” moving forward?

7. Chicago Bears (8)

And we all got to find out that Jason Campbell is still alive!

6. New England Patriots (7)

It seems like they shouldn’t have needed such dramatics.

5. San Francisco 49ers (6)

It wasn’t pretty…it was the 49ers.

4. Green Bay Packers (5)

More Randall Cobb, please. Love, happy Randall Cobb owner.

3. New York Giants (4)

Statement.com/survival

2. Houston Texans (2)

Statement.com/asskicking

1. Atlanta Falcons (1)

Their number of losses equals the number of other ‘N Sync members who attended Justin Timberlake’s wedding. Don’t ask me how I know that.

(Ryan’s rankings on Page 3…)

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  1. PghSteve Says:

    Note to Mr. Chell; the Steelers are 3-3, not 3-4. And the Ravens rated 5th, really? After the last 3 weeks, you really think the Ravens are the 5th best team in the league right now? Higher than the Vikings and the Bears? Can anyone say ‘homer?’

  2. Ryan Chell Says:

    Thanks PGHSteve…messed up on that one. Fixed it, and thanks for the catch. Reason they’re higher than those two teams is cause I’m just not sold on either team as of yet. Vikings have a 2nd-year QB and the Bears have Jay Cutler as their QB. Ravens got their asses beat by the best team in the AFC but still finished strong through a tough stretch of games to start the season…

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