Top 10 Baseball Distractions

August 27, 2012 | Glenn Clark

8. Glenn Clark’s most important Fantasy Football Draft (Friday 8pm undisclosed Towson location)

Guys, which round is too early to take Terrell Owens?

Around this time every year I find it necessary to re-post the greatest Fantasy Football commercial in the history of Fantasy Football commercials…

A close second is nothing.

7. Soccer: Team USA Women vs. Costa Rica (Saturday 2:30pm from Rochester live on NBC); MLS New York Red Bulls @ DC United (Wednesday 8pm RFK Stadium), DC United @ Real Salt Lake (Saturday 9pm from Salt Lake City live on Comcast SportsNet); College Soccer: UCLA @ Maryland (Friday 7:30pm from Ludwig Field live on, Cal @ Maryland (Sunday 7pm Ludwig Field); Holiday Inn Express BWI Classic-VCU @ UMBC (Thursday 7pm Retriever Soccer Park), Robert Morris @ UMBC (Saturday 7pm Retriever Soccer Park)

Did someone say MORE Hope Solo?

That’s good. There can never be enough.

6. Golf: PGA Tour FedEx Cup Playoffs-Deutsche Bank Championship (Friday & Saturday 3pm live on Golf Channel Sunday 1pm live on Golf Channel 3pm live on NBC Monday 11:30am live on Golf Channel 2pm live on NBC. All golf from Norton, MA)

Ah yes, the playoffs. Or as I like to call them, “does anyone know who won last week?”

But something IS happening during the playoffs, Bubba Watson is acting like a total crazy person!

Settle down bro! You’re gonna end up hurting yourself!

(That’s a joke by the way. Silly typed word.)

5. Tennis: ATP Tour WTA Tour U.S. Open (Tuesday-Friday 11am live on Tennis Channel 1pm live on ESPN2 Saturday & Sunday 11am live on CBS/CBS Sports Network 7pm live on Tennis Channel Monday 11am live on CBS/CBS Sports Network 7pm live on ESPN2)

I can’t imagine you need any updating about this, as I assume you (much like me) have watched every point of every match thus far.

Also, here’s this picture of Venus Williams and Serena Williams from the New York Times. Meanwhile, I’m eating potato chips…

I mean…holy hell. Serena is more work of art than human body.