Top 10 Baseball Distractions

March 12, 2013 | Glenn Clark

Top 10 Baseball Distractions

8. NBA: Washington Wizards @ Cleveland Cavaliers (Tuesday 7pm from Cleveland live on Comcast SportsNet), Milwaukee Bucks @ Washington Wizards (Wednesday 7pm from Verizon Center live on Comcast SportsNet), New Orleans Pelicans @ Washington Wizards (Friday 7pm from Verizon Center live on Comcast SportsNet), Phoenix Suns @ Washington Wizards (Saturday 7pm from Verizon Center live on Comcast SportsNet), Washington Wizards @ Charlotte Bobcats (Monday 7pm from Charlotte live on Comcast SportsNet)

So there has been about 16 billion things said/written/made in reference to DeAndre Jordan’s dunk over Brandon Knight Sunday night. But unquestionably none have been better than this one some YouTube genius made with the WWE’s Jim Ross on play by play…

Dear Lord that’s just beautiful.

Also…GREIVIS IS COMING!

7. NHL: Carolina Hurricanes @ Washington Capitals (Tuesday 7pm from Verizon Center live on Comcast SportsNet), Washington Capitals @ Carolina Hurricanes (Thursday 7pm from Raleigh live on Comcast SportsNet/NHL Network), Washington Capitals @ Boston Bruins (Saturday 1pm from Boston live on Comcast SportsNet), Buffalo Sabres @ Washington Capitals (Sunday 7pm from Verizon Center live on NBC Sports Network)

I still haven’t gotten over losing Anquan Boldin, but I will be willing to admit that receiving one of these from our hockey team would really help.

The Orioles of the NHL, folks.

6. Mixed Martial Arts: UFC 158-Georges St. Pierre vs. Nick Diaz (Saturday 10pm from Montreal live on Pay-Per-View)

I really have nothing to say here. Can we just watch Bill Hader’s “Donald Duck Having a Vietnam Nightmare” again instead? It was absolute BRILLIANCE.

5. Soccer: MISL Championship Series-Baltimore Blast vs. Missouri Comets (Game 1 Thursday 8:35pm from Independence, MO live on MISLtv.com Game 2 Saturday 7:35pm 1st Mariner Arena); MLS-DC United @ New York Red Bulls (Saturday 12:30pm from Harrison, NJ live on NBC); Algarve Cup: Germany vs. Team USA women (Wednesday TBD from Faro, Portugal live on Pay-Per-View)

Missouri? We’re freaking playing Missouri in the finals? Missouri is TERRIBLE. They gave us THIS.

There’s no chance anyone from that place is coming in here to win.

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