Top 10 Baseball Distractions

January 13, 2014 | Glenn Clark

4. NHL: San Jose Sharks @ Washington Capitals (Tuesday 7pm from Verizon Center live on Comcast SportsNet), Washington Capitals @ Pittsburgh Penguins (Wednesday 8pm from Pittsburgh live on NBC Sports Network), Washington Capitals @ Columbus Blue Jackets (Friday 7pm from Columbus live on Comcast SportsNet PLUS), Washington Capitals @ New York Rangers (Sunday 7:30pm from New York live on NBC Sports Network)

The Caps won the weekend by taking care of eight year old Braden Neinaber. He got to knock out Tom Wilson in a fight…

Just so great.

3. Tennis: ATP Tour WTA Tour Australian Open (Tuesday-Monday 7pm live on Tennis Channel 9pm live on ESPN2)

So here’s Spongebob Squarepants at the Aussie Open. Yeah, I have no idea either.

2. College Basketball: Notre Dame @ Maryland (Wednesday 7pm from Comcast Center live on ESPN2), Maryland @ NC State (Monday 9pm from Raleigh live on ESPNU); Vermont @ UMBC (Saturday 2pm RAC Arena); Towson @ Drexel (Tuesday 7pm from Philadelphia live on Comcast SportsNet PLUS), Towson @ College of Charleston (Sunday 3:30pm from Charleston, SC live on NBC Sports Network); Loyola @ Boston University (Monday 7:30pm from Boston live on CBS Sports Network)

Everything about the Terps’ loss to FSU Sunday was terrible…except this.

1. NFL Playoffs: AFC Championship Game-New England Patriots @ Denver Broncos (Sunday 3pm from Denver live on CBS); NFC Championship Game: San Francisco 49ers @ Seattle Seahawks (Sunday 6:30pm from Seattle live on FOX)

Pretty much the greatest meme ever.

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…