Top 10 Baseball Distractions

February 12, 2013 | Glenn Clark

8. Soccer: Scotland @ Team USA Women (Wednesday 8pm from Nashville live on; MISL: Wichita Wings @ Baltimore Blast (Saturday 7:35pm 1st Mariner Arena)

I feel like there’s a joke to be made about Scotland, women’s soccer and skirts, but I had a hard night and just don’t care enough to put it together. If you want “pro” level stuff, turn to a pro for godsakes.

ESPN recently turned Alex Morgan into Katy Perry…

So Katy Perry had to remind everyone she was the better Katy Perry…

Mother of wow.

7. Mixed Martial Arts: UFC on FUEL TV-Renan Barao vs. Michael McDonald (Saturday 12pm from London live on FUEL TV); Bellator MMA (Thursday 10pm from West Valley City, UT live on SpikeTV)


Seriously though, if you don’t love this we WON’T be friends.

6. Auto Racing: NASCAR Sprint Unlimited (Saturday 8:10pm from Daytona, FL live on FOX)

Danica Patrick and Ricky Stenhouse Jr. are competing against each other and DATING. Is no one else utterly alarmed by this? Not in the “this is unacceptable” type of way, but more in like the “holy crap could you even imagine?” type of way.

I really have nothing to add here. Here’s a thought from reigning NASCAR champ Brad Keselowski..>

5. Pro Wrestling: WWE Elimination Chamber (Sunday 8pm from New Orleans live on Pay-Per-View)

Okay…I ventured over to the “WWE Memes” Facebook page because I had nothing better to do today and STRUCK GOLD.

You guys probably don’t get it. It’s fine. Let the rest of us enjoy.

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