Top 10 Baseball Distractions

April 23, 2013 | Glenn Clark

Top 10 Baseball Distractions

4. NHL: Winnipeg Jets @ Washington Capitals (Tuesday 7pm from Verizon Center live on Comcast SportsNet), Ottawa Senators @ Washington Capitals (Thursday 7pm from Verizon Center live on Comcast SportsNet), Boston Bruins @ Washington Capitals (Saturday 7pm from Verizon Center live on Comcast SportsNet)

You know what’s sweet? When a couple of Blackhawks fans decide at their wedding to recognize their favorite player Johnny Oduya.

What’s more weird is that my fiance still thinks I’m kidding every time I tell her I want us to get married in matching Phoenix Coyotes sweaters.

3. Mixed Martial Arts: UFC 159-Jon “Bones” Jones vs. Chael Sonnen (Saturday 10pm from Newark, NJ live on Pay-Per-View)

Every time Jon Jones fights, I IMMEDIATELY think back to the incredible video of Art Jones wrestling Kelly Gregg in the Ravens locker room. Then I think about how I’m going to take Art down in our upcoming charity wing eating competition WORSE than Kelly Gregg took him down in a grappling contest.

Then I think about how Joey Chestnut ate over 200 chicken wings recently in Salisbury. He’s an American hero…

2. College Lacrosse: ACC Tournament-Maryland vs. Virginia (Friday 5pm from Chapel Hill, NC live on ESPNU), ACC Championship Game (Sunday 1pm from Chapel Hill, NC live on ESPNU); Loyola @ Johns Hopkins (Saturday 2pm from Homewood Field live on ESPNU); St. Joseph’s @ Towson (Saturday 7pm from Unitas Stadium live on Towson Sports Network); Binghamton @ UMBC (Saturday 3:30pm UMBC Stadium)

I could talk lax here…OR I could remind everyone that WENDY PEFFERCORN showed back up in our lives via Sunday’s episode of “Mad Men”…

Yes…THAT Wendy Peffercorn…

Oh my God life is so much better.

1. NFL Draft (Thursday 8pm Friday 6:30pm Saturday 12pm from New York live on NFL Network/ESPN/AM1570 WNST.net); Baltimore Ravens Spring Football Festival (Saturday 12pm M&T Bank Stadium)

Want some reassurance the Ravens are going to get the right guys this weekend? The coach of the team was doing THIS over this past weekend…

John Harbaugh is such a badass.

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…

-G

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