Top 10 Baseball Distractions

June 04, 2013 | Glenn Clark

Top 10 Baseball Distractions

8. Legends Football League: Philadelphia Passion @ Baltimore Charm (Saturday 8pm 1st Mariner Arena)

Wait, is Angela Rypien still the quarterback for the team in Baltimore? I told her last year that if they won the title, I’d wear a Charm uni to the celebration. She’s much better looking than me.

7. Mixed Martial Arts: UFC on Fuel TV 10-Minotauro Nogueira vs. Fabricio Werdum (Saturday 8pm from Fortaleza, Brazil live on FUEL TV)

I don’t have a ton of thoughts about Saturday’s fight. Instead, I have a lot of thoughts about a certain fast food company whose fake viral marketing including a hands-free hamburger.

I mean, this thing REALLY needs to exist.

6. Soccer: CONCACAF World Cup Qualifying-Team USA @ Jamaica (Friday 9:30pm from Kingston live on beIN Sport); MLS: DC United @ New England Revolution (Saturday 7:30pm from Foxborough, MA live on Comcast SportsNet)

Dear Jamaica…please be more like Germany.

Oh my God I can’t stop laughing.

5. NHL Playoffs: Western Conference Finals-Chicago Blackhawks vs. Los Angeles Kings (Game 3 Tuesday 9pm from LA live on NBC Sports Network Game 4 Thursday 9pm from LA live on NBC Sports Network Game 5 if necessary Saturday 8pm from Chicago live on NBC Game 6 if necessary Monday 9pm from LA live on NBC Sports Network); Eastern Conference Finals-Boston Bruins vs. Pittsburgh Penguins (Game 3 Wednesday 8pm from Boston live on NBC Sports Network Game 4 Friday 8pm from Boston live on NBC Sports Network Game 5 if necessary Sunday 8pm from Pittsburgh live on NBC Sports Network)

I hate that Boston is winning, but I love that Pittsburgh is losing. That’s okay, right?

Even so, I certainly can’t be rooting for this guy.

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