Top 10 Baseball Distractions

July 24, 2012 | Glenn Clark

8. Pro Wrestling: WWE “Undertaker: The Streak” available on Blu-Ray/DVD (Tuesday)

I like how we’ve all agreed to just forget about the time period when ‘Taker came to the ring to Limp Bizkit and Kid Rock songs. What the eff was that???

It explains how we all forgot about the first ever match between him and Triple H…

Which was actually my favorite from the streak.

7. Tennis: ATP Tour Farmers Classic (Thursday & Friday 5pm & 10:30pm live on Tennis Channel Saturday 4pm & 10pm live on ESPN2 Sunday 4pm live on ESPN2. All tennis from Los Angeles); WTT Philadelphia Freedoms @ Washington Kastles (Tuesday 7:10pm from Kastles Stadium live on, Washington Kastles @ New York Sportimes (Wednesday 7pm from New York live on, Washington Kastles @ Kansas City Explorers (Friday 7:35pm from Kansas City live on, Washington Kastles @ Springfield Lasers (Saturday 7:05pm from Springfield, MO live on

Meanwhile the good players will be headed to London to play in the Olympics. At Wimbledon. How could they have possibly forgotten to invite the Mayor of the All England Club?

I’d vote for him, anyway.

6. Golf: PGA Tour Canadian Open (Thursday & Friday 3pm live on Golf Channel Saturday & Sunday 3pm live on CBS. All golf from Ancaster, Ontario, Canada.); Champions Tour Senior Open Championship/British Open (Thursday & Friday 12pm live on ESPN2 Saturday 12pm live on ESPN Sunday 12pm live on ESPN2. All golf from Turnberry, Scotland.); LPGA Tour Evian Masters (Final Round Sunday 6am from Evian-les-Bains, France live on Golf Channel)

I know what you’re thinking. “Not much of an effort from you this week, Glenn.” Yeah, you seem like the type that would bitch about that sorta thing.

The PGA Tour is headed to Canada. You know, the same country that gave us Grace Park?

Yeah, I’m not trying very hard. But stay tuned. Nothing’s coming.

5. Auto Racing: NASCAR Brickyard 400 (Sunday 12pm from Indianapolis live on ESPN)

Hey neat! I get to post another picture of me!!!

I kissed the bricks because I’ve never won anything ever in my life and doubt I ever will.