Top 10 Baseball Distractions

May 21, 2013 | Glenn Clark

4. Soccer: UEFA Champions League Final-Bayern Munich vs. Borussia Dortmund (Saturday 2pm from London live on FOX); MLS: Portland Timbers @ DC United (Saturday 7pm from RFK Stadium live on Comcast SportsNet)

Farewell, David Beckham. True story, David Beckham and I look EXACTLY THE SAME in our underwear.


3. Auto Racing: IndyCar Indianapolis 500 (Sunday 12pm from Indy live on ABC); NASCAR Coca-Cola 600 (Sunday 6pm from Concord, NC live on FOX)

Dear Indy 500 winner-

Before you kiss those bricks Sunday, ask yourself…”where have these bricks been?”

2. College Lacrosse: NCAA Tournament Final Four-Cornell vs. Duke (Saturday 2:30pm from Philadelphia live on ESPN2), Denver vs. Syracuse (Saturday 5pm from Philadelphia live on ESPN2), NCAA Championship Game (Monday 1pm from Philadelphia live on ESPN); Division III NCAA Championship Game: Stevenson vs. RIT (Sunday 4pm from Philly live on; Women’s College Lacrosse: NCAA Tournament Final Four-Maryland vs. Syracuse (Friday 7:30pm from Villanova, PA live on NCAA Championship Game (Sunday 8pm from Villanova, PA live on ESPNU)

What’s this? Oh, just a lacrosse goalie scoring an 80 yard goal….

1. NFL: Baltimore Ravens OTA’s (Tuesday-Thursday Under Armour Performance Center); Dancing With The Stars finale results show (Tuesday 9pm from Los Angeles live on ABC)

Art Jones. Justin Tucker. Gene Simmons. I give up.

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…


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