4. Soccer: UEFA Champions League Final-Bayern Munich vs. Borussia Dortmund (Saturday 2pm from London live on FOX); MLS: Portland Timbers @ DC United (Saturday 7pm from RFK Stadium live on Comcast SportsNet)
Farewell, David Beckham. True story, David Beckham and I look EXACTLY THE SAME in our underwear.
EXACTLY THE SAME.
Dear Indy 500 winner-
Before you kiss those bricks Sunday, ask yourself…”where have these bricks been?”
2. College Lacrosse: NCAA Tournament Final Four-Cornell vs. Duke (Saturday 2:30pm from Philadelphia live on ESPN2), Denver vs. Syracuse (Saturday 5pm from Philadelphia live on ESPN2), NCAA Championship Game (Monday 1pm from Philadelphia live on ESPN); Division III NCAA Championship Game: Stevenson vs. RIT (Sunday 4pm from Philly live on NCAA.com); Women’s College Lacrosse: NCAA Tournament Final Four-Maryland vs. Syracuse (Friday 7:30pm from Villanova, PA live on ESPN3.com) NCAA Championship Game (Sunday 8pm from Villanova, PA live on ESPNU)
What’s this? Oh, just a lacrosse goalie scoring an 80 yard goal….
Art Jones. Justin Tucker. Gene Simmons. I give up.
Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…