Top 10 Baseball Distractions

June 30, 2014 | Glenn Clark

4. Nathan’s Famous 4th of July Hot Dog Eating Contest (Friday 12pm from Coney Island live on ESPNews)

I could watch this all day.

3. Tennis: The Championships, Wimbledon (Tuesday 8am live on ESPN/ESPN2 11:30am live on ESPNews Wednesday 8am live on ESPN/ESPN2 Thursday & Friday 8am live on ESPN Saturday & Sunday 9am live on ESPN. All tennis from London)

If you want to come over Sunday morning to watch with me, bring as much strawberries and cream as you can find. Also bring one of these. If you don’t know what this is, I don’t want you to come over Sunday morning.

2. University of Maryland Big Ten celebration (Tuesday 12pm Mitchell Field on campus)

Here’s what I’ve got for you. I’m still practicing all of this.

1. Soccer: World Cup-Team USA vs. Belgium (Tuesday 4pm from Salvador, Brazil live on ESPN); MLS: DC United @ Toronto FC (Saturday 7pm from Toronto live on Comcast SportsNet)

Here’s some soccer humor for the kids.

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…