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The 15-7-0 goes back, goes back, goes back into the woods

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The 15-7-0 goes back, goes back, goes back into the woods

Posted on 23 September 2013 by Glenn Clark

15 positive observations from the weekend of football, seven not so positive observations and we acknowledge a “zero” from outside the world of football. A reminder, there’s never any Ravens game analysis here. We do plenty of that elsewhere. It’s a trip through the weekend of football via videos, GIFs, memes, pictures, links, Tweets and shtick.

In portions of the program that were cut for time constraints, the 15-7-0 won four of the seven Emmy Awards it was nominated for. Stupid good looking guy from “The Big Bang Theory”…

15 Positive Observations…

1. And in three hours, Brian Hoyer became the best quarterback the city of Cleveland has seen in a generation.

Here’s proof.

The whole thing is weird, because I had kinda expected the Browns to show their ass Sunday…

But if we’re being honest, the Vikings should be ashamed of themselves.

2. West Virginia tried to “go back into the woods” Saturday night but they were stuffed by Yannick Cudjoe-Virgil en route.

It was a hell of a day in Baltimore Saturday…

And if you haven’t watched this video…just…just wow.

Speaking of going back into the woods, there are rumors that a local radio personality posted a picture of himself having to use an outdoor shower at Bethany Beach this weekend…

Oh crap. Look, you’ll do a lot of stuff for a Grotto Pizza…

3. Miami, Louisville, Ohio State and Baylor all hit the 70 point mark Saturday. The Virginia Tech basketball coaching staff sent a group of researchers to each school to learn more.

Here’s an update on my Heisman Trophy rankings.

1-Teddy Bridgeovertroubledwater
2-Clemson QB Tahj Boyd
3-Jonathan Quincy Football Esquire
4-The guy who’s going to get to say “wait, you dated that loser AJ McCarron” to Katherine Webb next.
5-Alabama QB AJ McCarron

Right, because did you hear that Katherine Webb was single?

If the OSU Marching Band keeps up what they’ve been doing recently, they’ll end up on the list. Here’s Script Ohio in braille performed alongside the school for the blind…

In the Buckeyes’ win, Jordan Hall did something very smart with a ref…

4. Andy Dalton outperformed Aaron Rodgers Sunday. I am now scanning the interwebs for stories about bovine aviation.

The game winning score happened EXACTLY the way the Bengals drew it up…

Giovani Bernard also did things in this football game.

You guys know you’re on the same team, right?

And it was awfully thoughtful of Vontaze Burfict to perform an in-game cup check…

5. I haven’t checked the newspaper yet today, but I believe the Dallas Cowboys are leading the NFC East by something like 39 and a half games.

Their win over the Rams was pretty forgettable all things being equal. Just stuff like this…

The Rams WISH they were as awesome as the Browns…

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