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The 15-7-0 has boarded up windows and filled the tub with water

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The 15-7-0 has boarded up windows and filled the tub with water

Posted on 29 October 2012 by Glenn Clark

As always, this week’s 15-7-0 is brought to you by Roofing By Elite. Visit them at roofingbyelite.com. We make 15 observations about football that are ELITE, 7 that are “not so ELITE” and one “zero” who deserves to sleep on the roof from outside of football.

(As a reminder, we don’t do Baltimore Ravens game analysis here. We do PLENTY of that elsewhere. This is about the rest of the world of football.)

Here we go.

“The ELITE 15″…

1. I will admit I couldn’t have possibly seen the season changing so drastically for Navy over the last month.

Navy crushed East Carolina, meaning that the same Mids team that was 1-3 at the end of September is now 5-3 at the end of October. Unreal. We could watch the highlights of the thrashing (which are awesome), or we could watch the even more awesome weekly Navy motivational video.

You won’t regret this decision.

2. Do you play for the New England Patriots? I’ll just go ahead and assume you scored like 70 fantasy points Sunday.

Do you really not love Rob Gronkowski? Even after “The Changing of the Guard”…

AND “Spike the Mic”?

It sounds to me like you’re just a square.

(I will admit that “The Wiggle” didn’t do all that much for me. I’ll assume he was trying to honor his friends from the late, great LMFAO.)

Also, the St. Louis Rams went along for the trip to London. I’m sure it was nice.

3. Ryan Chell picked up Titus Young in fantasy football last week. He doesn’t do much right, but he deserves a nod for that.

Good for him. I also picked up Ryan Broyles in all of my leagues, who was a nice pickup too. Sadly I left Ryan Broyles on my bench in every league and also lost in every league.

But it wasn’t because Marshawn Lynch didn’t try to help me…

4. Dear Notre Dame, we’re sorry. Love, the many Notre Dame haters much like me.

There’s so much to take in from this one. For example, I feel like Lee Corso and the dude from Kings of Leon shooting guns are the EXACT reason why SB Nation started making GIF’s…

Also from Gameday, Deadspin’s favorite sign was this one…

They at least admitted to the underrated nature of this one.

Oh. And then there was the game, where Notre Dame held on (and piled on) to stun the Sooners on the road. Manti Te’o helped finish it off with a late interception, both making a Heisman Trophy statement and reminding us all why WE BADLY WANT HIM TO PLAY FOR THE BALTIMORE RAVENS NEXT YEAR…

Need more? Ask Landry Jones…

5. Oregon beat the tar out of some DIII school Colorado.

The Ducks absolutely CRUSHED the Buffaloes, who I can only assume avoided relegation to the UFL because the league folded. At one point I thought De’Anthony Thomas was going to be flagged for “unsportsmanlike conduct” because this was just absolutely unfair…

Elsewhere in the Pac-12, I’m pretty sure Marquis Lee and I didn’t think this was going to happen…

So did Matt Barkley come back to school because he always wondered what it would be like to play in the Las Vegas Bowl?

Fans in Tucson seemed to be pretty excited about the whole thing…

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