Glenn Clark’s Rankings…
32. Jacksonville Jaguars (Last Week 32)
I assume the Jacksonville CBS affiliate is going to have to start running apologies too.
31. Cleveland Browns (31)
Bigger issue: missing a wide open throw to Chris Ogbonnaya or counting on major offensive contributions from Chris Ogbonnaya?
30. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (28)
It’s certainly much more the whole “assh*le coach hates the quarterback” issue than the “lost on two last second field goals” issue.
29. New York Jets (27)
I scrambled to grab Bilal Powell in my fantasy league only to remember I had just grabbed Bilal Powell in my fantasy league.
28. Oakland Raiders (30)
Congratulations on your win*.
(*Obviously I don’t have to explain why a win over the Jags gets an asterisk.)
27. Carolina Panthers (24)
Gene Chizik is available and has prior experience with high paid athletes.
26. Buffalo Bills (29)
And we’re going to need a little more of you, CJ Spiller. (Signed, guys who have you in three different leagues.)
25. Minnesota Vikings (22)
Wins aren’t going to start getting easy any time soon.
24. Arizona Cardinals (26)
Should I bench Cam Newton for Carson Palmer in New Orleans?
23. Pittsburgh Steelers (20)
22. Washington Redskins (18)
Can Kirk Cousins play defense?
21. Detroit Lions (21)
The bad teams are so bad that a loss to the Cardinals doesn’t drop them.
20. Tennessee Titans (23)
Or for the Titans to lose but move up three spots anyway.
19. St. Louis Rams (19)
Or for the Rams to lose and stay put you get the picture.
18. San Diego Chargers (25)
17. New York Giants (15)
Either Eli Manning or Cam Newton will get a win. Or they’ll both get ties. I could use a new tie.
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