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A New Trend for Caps Coaching: Former Players and Captains

Posted on 26 June 2012 by scottzolotorow

There is a new trend in town down in DC and Ted Leonsis is confident that it will bring the first ever Lord Stanley Trophy to our nation’s capitol. Adam Oates, former Center and Captain for our beloved Washington Capitals, has been named the new play-caller. Ironically he took over the Captain position from the same guy he takes over the coaching position, Dale Hunter. If this trend continues I can correctly predict the next coach of the Washington Capitals to be shared by Steve Konowalchuk and Brendan Witt who were Co-Captains after Oates was holding it from 1999 to 2001. Oates played five seasons and change with the Capitals, almost half of the 12 that Hunter played for the boys who now “rock the red.” He scored 73 regular season goals and six goals during the Capitals run towards the Stanley Cup Finals before getting swept by Detroit. He played with seven different NHL organizations with the Caps and Bruins tied for his longest stint with one professional organization.

Oates played with some great players during his time in Washington: Peter Bondra, Olaf Kölzig, Sergei Gonchar, and Dale Hunter headlining the squad. Now he will get the opportunity to coach one of the greatest players in the NHL over the last decade, Alexander Ovechkin. He was a captain on the ice and he’ll have to be a captain on the bench to get our boys a chance to hold Lord Stanley’s trophy. Hunter did an outstanding job after coming into a pretty horrible season’s start replacing Gabby, and turning the Caps into competitors. That is something that us Caps fans have grown to expect over the last few years since the change from Blue sweaters to Red. With expectations high, Oates has a lot of pressure. But owner Ted Leonsis has all the confidence in the world in #77 to come through for the city. After all, he was just an assistant for Stanley Cup runner up’s New Jersey. After watching the Kings hoist the trophy in the air, DC should hope and assume Oates is ready and hungry for a Stanley Cup of his own, since he is 0-3 in chances (the third was with the Mighty Ducks, yes the old Mighty Ducks in 2003 who lost to the Devils).

After staying up in London until 5 a.m. the day before a final several times to watch Dale Hunter’s boys give their best fight on the rink that we’ve seen in a few seasons in the playoffs for the Caps, it was sad to see Dale Hunter head back to ironically the city I was in, London, to coach the London Knights…only difference is, this is London, Ontario and not London, England.

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When the Flyers win, a little piece of the earth breaks off and floats into space

Posted on 23 April 2012 by Drew Forrester

So, as it turns out, the worst franchise in the history of professional sports figured out a way to not collapse and choke away a 3-0 series lead.


After the Flyers lost Games 4 and 5 to the Penguins, I was holding out hope that somehow they’d drop the next two and go home losers, shamed and embarrassed at having failed to capitalize on a once seemingly-insurmountable series lead.

They got lucky on Sunday and won Game 6, in Philly no less, where the home fans got to usher Crosby and Company out of the building with a serenade of “You can’t beat us”.

Where’s Patrick Kane when you need him to shut those goofs up?

While the Capitals play for their lives on Wednesday night in Boston (and let’s face it, we know how that’s going to end), the Flyers are at home, waiting to see if they play the Caps or some other Eastern Conference foe in the next round of the playoffs.

I’ll be honest, like I always am:  I do NOT want to see the Caps face the Flyers in the next round if Washington somehow gets past the Bruins on Wednesday night.

I don’t like the Flyers.

There’s nothing at all redeeming about them.

They’ve been punks since the days of Clarke, Linseman, Leach and Hextall.

But I know hockey and I know they can create offense and I know they have some speed…and all of that would create major problems for the Capitals if, in fact, they were fortunate enough to face the Flyers in the next round.

Losing to the Flyers in the playoffs would be like having Mark Teixeira hit a grand slam off the Orioles in the top of the 9th in a September game in Baltimore that gives the Yankees the pennant.

Actually, it would be much worse than that.

In fact, if I could somehow sign a document right now that guarantees the Flyers go 0-82 next season IF Teixeira – in exchange – could hit a grand slam in Baltimore to put the Yankees in the playoffs in 2012, I’d do it in a heartbeat.

Flyers…0-82?  Lord, wouldn’t that be something to behold?

I’d sell my soul to Mark Teixeira, even, to have the Flyers go winless over a whole season.

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If you’re a Caps fan and you thought they were winning on Sunday, you’re crazy…

Posted on 22 April 2012 by Drew Forrester

Except for one wild spring in 1998, it’s always been the same for the Washington Capitals.

The NHL playoffs come around — and the Caps always seem to find a way to lose.

Sunday at the Verizon Center, they did it again, this time coughing up a golden opportunity to eliminate the Boston Bruins, who staved off elimination with a 4-3 overtime win over the Caps that sends the series back to Beantown for a 7th and deciding game this Wednesday night.

I don’t have to tell you how that one is likely to end.

A month ago, it looked all but hopeless for the Caps, who meandered through a regular season with little enthusiasm and needed a final week surge and a late collapse by the Buffalo Sabres to even qualify for post-season play.  But after Saturday’s 4-3 victory at Boston in Game 5, Ovie and Company returned to the friendly confines of their own building in Chinatown with a chance to be the unlikely victor in a playoff series pitting the #2 seed vs. the #7 seed.

They couldn’t get the job done on Sunday, unfortunately.

I called it before the game even started, much to my own chagrin.  Prior to the face-off, I submitted a 3-2 OT loss for the Caps on our @WNST Twitter account.  It felt almost mean to make that call, but I’ve seen too many Caps playoff games over the years to do anything except predict a loss.

These are the Washington Capitals.

I’ve been following them since 1974.

When the playoffs come around, they just always seem to do something wrong at the worst time to lose a game they either shouldn’t lose or couldn’t afford to lose.

Last year’s 4-0 sweep in the second round at the hands of the Tampa Bay Lightning was actually an anomaly for the Caps.  They rarely get bounced out of the post-season that easily.  No, no, these Caps always seem to find a way to defeat in the most unimaginable of ways.

As I wrote on Twitter yesterday, when you cut the Caps open, heartache leaks out.

It’s just not in their DNA to win a big playoff game.

Sure, they’ve won some in their lifetime.  The Hunter overtime goal on Ron Hextall and the Flyers easily comes to mind.  Sergei Federov’s late goal vs. the Rangers a few years ago that gave Washington a Game 7 home win and a series triumph over the Rangers is another.  Chimera’s game-winner in overtime last April at the Garden in New York.  And back in 1998, the Caps beat everyone put in front of them until the Stanley Cup Finals when the Red Wings pasted them in four straight.

But make no mistake about it, the playoff heartbreak and the post-season losing far, far outweighs the winning.

I don’t know what it is that keeps the Caps from winning in the post-season.

Somehow, someway, they just always fail when the games matter the most.  It’s always something.  A great scoring chance squandered, a bad defensive decision, a soft goal on the goaltender or, as we saw on Sunday vs. the Bruins, a turnover near their own blue line and a quick transition that led to the game-winning tally.

I’ll watch it on Wednesday night, of course, because it’s Game 7 and it’s for all the marbles and they’re my favorite hockey team.

But I’m nearly certain of what’s going to happen.

It’ll be close and a nailbiter and all that jazz, but when the horn sounds after 60 minutes, the Bruins will somehow squeeze out a narrow win to move on to the next round.

I’ve been watching these guys play since 1974.

They’ll figure out a way to lose on Wednesday night.


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A 4-part interview — “Life at WNST” (part 2)

Posted on 10 January 2012 by Drew Forrester

This is part 2 of the 4-part interview that I did with Robert Limgallon about three weeks ago.  Most of today’s content centered on WNST Radio and the industry in general.  Wednesday will feature questions about the Ravens, Orioles and the local sports scene. On Thursday, the interview wraps up with questions and answers about the lawsuit that was filed against WNST in the spring of 2011.

I hope you enjoy Part 2.



RL — Thankfully I’m not up early enough to hear the start of your show each morning but I know from the replays at night that you start every show by playing “Raised on the radio”.  How did that start?

DF — You know, I’m not exactly sure when I started playing it.  It was sometime shortly after I started doing the show on my own in November of 2006.

RL — You like the song that much or is it symbolic for something?

DF — I really was “raised on the radio”.  First, though, it’s a great song.  I feel like it’s a good way to start the show…it has some bounce and energy to it.  And I was definitely raised on the radio by my mom and dad.  They both loved music.  My mom and I used to listen to Casey Kasem’s Top 40 on WCAO and we debated which songs finished where.  The radio was always on in my house growing up.  Over the last few years I’ve had Rob Fahey in studio to play some music and do the live version of the song and that’s been a lot of fun.

RL — What about sports radio growing up?  Did you listen?

DF — Oh, man, the radio was almost all we had in the 1970’s.  When a game was on TV, it was a special occasion.  I got the radio bug mostly by listening to the Orioles in the summer and the Capitals in the winter.  I was absolutely hooked on listening to Capitals hockey on WTOP.  I fell asleep to Ron Weber’s voice in my ear many a night.  In fact, the reason why I’m sitting here doing this interview with you today is all because of Ron Weber.  You have him to thank.

RL — How so?

DF — In 1978, I was playing youth hockey for the Benfield Flames.  We were playing a game at the Bowie Ice Rink and someone mentioned that Ron Weber’s son was playing in the age group below mine.  I didn’t see him that day, but I sent a letter to him at the Capitals office asking him for an interview for school and he agreed.  I met him at Bowie a couple of weeks later and he was gracious enough to give me an hour.  I asked a bunch of completely dumb questions and I’m sure I was nervous as hell, but he was such a gentleman about it.  So when you reached out to me and asked if you could do this, I thought back to that day with Ron Weber at Bowie.  He did it for me, I’m doing it for you.  Although this took almost a year for us to put this together.

RL — I assume you grew up a Chuck Thompson fan?

DF — Of course, didn’t everybody?  I remember going over to a neighbor’s house, the Ravadge family, and the mom, Libby, had the Orioles on every single night.  We’d sit in her kitchen and play cards and I’d bum iced tea off of her and listen to the baseball game on the radio.

RL — Is that when you thought about a career in radio, listening to Chuck Thompson and Ron Weber?

DF — I never thought about being a talk show host, if that’s what you mean.  Actually, I used to listen to Larry King a lot, which is weird for a 14 year old, I suppose, but I kept my radio on all night and he came on overnights on WTOP.  I grew up wanting to be Ron Weber, frankly.  My goal when I was a teenager was to be the play-by-play voice of the Capitals.  That was my dream gig.

RL — What happened to that?

DF — The Blast happened to that, basically.  I got a job.  I started working in the soccer business.  And I was working with the radio team of Art Sinclair and Charley Eckman, so while I wasn’t actually doing the commentating, I was part of the show, which was enough for me at age 19. (Please see next page)

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Dale Hunter


Capitals Add Fire in Belly With Hunter

Posted on 28 November 2011 by Marty Mossa

Dale Hunter was probably the best two way player in NHL history. He was one of the dirtiest players round, yet he could score a goal when you needed it. He played 19 NHL seasons, 1407 games, scored 323 goals with 697 assists for 1020 points. Hunter also spent 3565 minutes in the penalty box. That’s 59 hours and 25 minutes (almost 2 ½ days) in the “sin” bin. (Wikipedia) And now Dale Hunter is the new coach of the Washington Capitals. Hunter becomes the 15th coach in Washington Capital’s history. He takes over for Bruce Boudreau whose 7-0 start to the season ended his tenure with the team going 3-7-1 in their last eleven games.

Hunter replaces Bruce Boudreau as Cap’s coach. Boudreau was with the Caps for 4 ½ seasons. He compiled a 201-88-40 (442 points) record. In the four complete seasons he guided D.C., the team won four straight South Eastern Division Titles. The Capitals were the Atlantic Conference’s number one seed in the 2009-2010 & 2010-2011 NHL seasons. They won their only “Presidents” Cup for the league’s best record during the 2009-2010 season. (Wikipedia)

The problem for Boudreau and his predecessors is the fact that the Capitals have a knack for choking in the playoffs. The Caps lost to the Flyers in seven during the first round in 2008. They made it to the second round only to blow a 2-0 lead and lose in seven to Pittsburgh in the second round in 2009. They became the first team in NHL history to win the President’s Cup and lose in the first round (blowing a 3-1 lead to Montreal). And last year after finishing off the Rangers in five, the lost 0-4 to Tamp Bay in the second round. Boudreau’s playoff coaching record with the Caps was 17-20.

In the clubs’37 year history, the Caps have made the playoffs 22 times. They however have a propensity for falling apart when spring rolls around. The Caps have only made it past the second round of the playoffs twice. They lost in the ocnference finals in 1990 to Boston 4-0. In 1998 they lost to the Detroit Redwings 4-0 in the Stanley Cup Finals.

I wish Dale Hunter all the best. I won’t be impressed with another South Eastern Division Title, or number one seed in the conference. I won’t even be impressed with another President’s Cup. If they are still playing hockey when Jim Nabors is singing ‘Back Home Again’ at the Indy 500 on May 25, 2012, then I’ll be impressed. Other than that, it’s a waste of time

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Can Dale Hunter make Alex Ovechkin a winner?

Posted on 28 November 2011 by Drew Forrester

I fired a coach once.

And I fired him for almost the exact same reason the Capitals dismissed Bruce Boudreau on Monday.

The star player wasn’t getting the job done.  And without him leading the team – both performance-wise and spiritually – there was little hope for success.

My in-season firing came in late January of 1996 when I parted company with Dave MacWilliams.  He was only a season-and-a-half into his tenure as coach of the Baltimore Spirit (nee Blast) indoor soccer team when I relieved him of his duties — even though we were 13-11 at the time.

I made the move for a variety of reasons, but the biggest issue confronting me was this: the team had stopped playing for him because the best player at the time (Franklin McIntosh) had also stopped playing for him.  My first reaction was to part company with McIntosh, but I knew the truth.  First, no one would take him…too much baggage and too much trouble.  Second, we were barely a good offensive team WITH him…we would have stunk to high heavens without him.

So as I contemplated a possible coaching move, I did so with this big thought in mind.  “Who can I bring in that will get the best out of McIntosh?”  I figured if I could find a magician to come in and do that, I’d have a chance to get the rest of the team to follow suit.

It worked, fortunately.  McIntosh initially connected with the new coach, former Blast great Mike Stankovic, and the team went 12-4 to finish up the regular season at 25-15.  There’s more to the story, actually, because Stankovic wound up suspending McIntosh for the post-season, but the decision I made in January to remove MacWilliams and insert Stankovic was the catalyst for the team’s second half resurgence.

The Washington Capitals are in the exact same situation.

Is Dale Hunter the man who can get Alex Ovechkin back on track?

If he is, the Caps can be Stanley Cup contenders.

If he isn’t, the Caps won’t contend for anything except a first-round playoff ouster…again.

Ovechkin remains a question mark because, despite his enormous wealth of talent, he’s never been able to guide his team to the Stanley Cup finals.  In fact, they haven’t even come close.

And when you make the most money and you’re the high profile player, that burden is on your shoulders, unfair or not.

At some point over the last year or so, a disconnect developed between Bruce Boudreau and Ovechkin.  Insiders say Ovechkin’s well-documented fondness for the DC nightlife was never really addressed by Boudreau, who operated on the “as long as you’re performing on the ice, what you do off of it isn’t my concern” theory.  So given his kid gloves treatment of Ovie, where did Boudreau go wrong?  Did the rest of the team take exception (see next page please)

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Capital Pitch

Posted on 15 September 2011 by Chad Lamasa

Alex Ovechkin is throwing out the first pitch at tomorrow night’s Orioles game. What does it say about me for having a modicum of interest in going to a  game for the first time all season? More importantly what does it say about the state of the Orioles franchise?

For those that don’t know, the Washington Capitals will be playing the Nashville Predators, in what is being called the Baltimore Classic, next Tuesday at the First Mariner Arena.

Ovechkin is by far the most popular player on the Caps so, it makes sense to use him to promote that game. Those of you that have read my blogs know I’m a season ticket holder for the Caps. You probably also know my distaste for what the Orioles have become.

To get me to have any interest in wanting to go to a game, they had to bring in a player from another sport, in  another city. Honestly, any of the Caps would have sparked my interest. Does this make me a bad fan? Maybe it does.

I’m sure some people will say it does. Unfortunately, I just found out about his appearance early this morning and I already have plans for tomorrow night.

If I did go, I would definitely wear something emblazoned with a Capitals logo on it. I would be going just to see the Great 8 throw the ceremonial pitch and I couldn’t guarantee that I would stay beyond the 3rd inning.

Caps owner, Ted Leonsis, has said that he modeled the way he runs the team by how the Orioles were run in the 70’s and 80’s —  With a great farm system that uses the same terminology and does things the same way from the Caps down to their lowest minor league affiliate. That way, it’s a smoother transition from one level to the next. They promote coaches from within the organization,  have great scouting, and are willing to spend money to bring in a piece where necessary in addition to using the draft to get better.

He also realizes that the fans are what he owes his success too. Fans are treated extremely well by the Capitals. Among other things,  there is no extra charge for purchasing day of game tickets; nor, are they forced to pay for a TV channel they don’t want.

Leonsis understands the importance of social media. He’s on Facebook and has reached the max number of “friends”.  He writes a great blog. He also takes into account any suggestion(s) that fans make saying, if one person is thinking something and takes the time to write him about it,  there are probably many others thinking the same thing but not voicing it.

For example, there are now shelves over the urinals in the mens’ rooms of the Verizon Center for people to put their drinks on because people suggested that.  I know that he takes the time to answer emails from personal experience.

How ironic is it that the Orioles are having someone from an organization that’s modeled on their former greatness to throw out the opening pitch and they are now the laughing stock of the league, if not all of baseball.


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An Open Letter To Ted Leonsis

Posted on 27 May 2011 by Chad Lamasa

Now that I’ve had a bit of time, to recover from the disheartening sweep, I looked back at the season and realized that Alex Ovechkin reached two significant career milestones this season, 600 points and 300 goals, placing him third all time on the Capitals list for goals and points, and fourth in assists, it got me to thinking about the people above him.


Next in line is Mike Gartner with 789 points (397 G 402 A). His number is hanging in the rafters at Verizon Center, as it clearly should be.


With 825 points (472 G 353 A), Peter Bondra tops the franchise records for both goals and points and sits third in assists.


My question is, why is his number 12 not in the rafters, alongside two of his teammates (Mike Gartner, the most recent player to have his number raised, and Dale Hunter)?


Another player on that 1998 Stanley Cup Finals team, that also is clearly deserving of having his number retired, is Olaf Kolzig. He holds virtually all of the goaltending records for the franchise. His records will probably stand longer than Bondra’s since all the goalies on our team are just beginning their careers. However, that doesn’t mean we should wait to raise his number 37 to the rafters.


I’m not sure what the criteria, to have a number retired is. Does the player have to make the Hall of Fame? Bondra and Kolzig are probably both borderline Hall of Famers. Bondra already missed on his first ballot. But even if they never make it to Toronto, that doesn’t change their accomplishments for the franchise.


Both are still extremely popular among the fans. I know Bondra is still around the area, or at least will make himself available, having seen him at the Convention and public signings as well as playing in the alumni game at the Winter Classic.


I’m guessing that since no one wears either 12 or 37 they are unofficially retired but it’s time to make it official.


I just renewed my season tickets for next season, my 3rd as an STH. I would love to have one or two of those nights devoted to these players. To see them on the ice one last time at Verizon Center would be fantastic.


The nights could be tied into their jersey numbers. Depending on the schedule, they could be the 12th and 37th games of the season. Or if they are road games then the 12th and 37th home games of the season.


It doesn’t really matter when it happens just that it does, but as far as I’m concerned the sooner the better.


I was in attendance for the Mike Gartner ceremony and that was a great night. Bondra and Kolzig deserve their turn.


With the short history of the Caps, at least in hockey terms, there is still plenty of room in the rafters of the Verizon Center. It’s not as though we are running out of numbers, they would be just the fifth and sixth out of the possible 98 available.


I’m sure I’m not the only fan that feels this way.

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When all else fails, lean on me for some great Friday Mud

Posted on 06 May 2011 by Drew Forrester

We call these “the dog days” in the world of sports talk radio.

The NFL draft has come and gone.  And this year, with no mini-camps on the horizon, the football-discussion landscape is extremely bare.

The Caps have made their predictable early exit from the NHL post-season.

The NBA playoffs are still ongoing but only 81 people in Baltimore know it and even fewer want to talk about it.

That leaves us with…the Orioles.

And that’s it.

But you know what?  I’m OK with that, because I still contend this is a .500 baseball team and they’ll continue to hover around that mark for most of the summer.  (I know, I know…”Drew, what good is a .500 baseball team?  That’s not going to take them anywhere.”)  I think .500 baseball will still give us plenty to talk and write about over the next few months while we sift through the wreckage that is the NFL lockout.  They’ll have a 7-game winning streak in there.  They’ll be within 7 games of a wild card spot in August.  They’ll always be on the edge of being out of it, but just close enough that people like me who are believers will say, “If they just sweep this series in xxxxx, they’re right back in it.”

I’ll say what I’ve said since late January about the Orioles.  If they stay healthy (and there are definitely signs – like J.J. Hardy – that “injury free” probably won’t happen) this team is FULLY capable of playing .500 or better baseball in 2011.  If the hitters hit, they have a chance to win every night.  I know they WON’T win every night…I get that, but the way they pitch, they’ll have a have a chance every night as long as those bats produce.

And next off-season, when they really ARE a player or two away (read:  a bat or two) from maybe being really good, Andy and Peter will co-sign on $200 million for Fielder or Pujols.

OK, I’m officially nuts.  That’s something an editor at Orioles Hangout would write.

Let’s just get to .500 first, then we’ll spend $200 million.

Speaking of $200 million, that’s about what I think I could fetch for Friday Mud if I could somehow start an IPO and put this up for stock sale.  I just don’t have a good venture capital guy – or gal – to lead the charge.

So here it is again, free of charge.  Consider yourself VERY fortunate that I’m not more of a go-getter or you’d be swiping your credit card right now.


>  I’m thinking somewhere “up there”, the sports gods are giving the city of Cleveland a treat. The Browns have been horrible for much of the last decade, LeBron snubbed them for South Beach and the Indians, of course, haven’t been the same since they choked away a 3-1 ALCS championship series lead in 2007.  So now, the gods have sprung the Tribe out to a 20-8 record and folks in the land-of-Cleve are suddenly excited about baseball again.  It’s all good right?  Cleveland deserves this, correct?  NO WAY.  Cleveland deserves no good fortune until the greatest travesty in that city is corrected…immediately.  If these guys RIGHT HERE don’t make the Hall of Fame, may the Indians lose 20 straight at the end of the season to blow a 15.5 game September lead.

>  OK, so we all know Roy Halladay is the best pitcher in baseball right now, right?  I can’t imagine anyone would argue that point.  So let’s argue about something.  Who’s the best “young” pitcher in the game?  And by “young”, I’m talking about 24 and under.  Who is it?  I know who it is.  For sure.  It’s THIS DUDE.  When he signs with the Yankees in a few years, he’ll win multiple Cy Young awards.  Watch and see.  (And before you check…Felix Hernandez is 25.  Gotcha.)

>  I don’t know about you, but I’m done with the lockout.  Enough with it already.  I’m starting to wonder if maybe both sides aren’t craving the media coverage they’re getting from all of this.  In a sad, twisted way, they’re both trying to win the fight by baiting the public to bite the hook thrown out by the press.  I’m sick of hearing about it, reading about it and wondering which side is really telling the truth.  Answer to that:  probably neither side is actually telling the truth.  A few weeks ago here in Friday Mud, I said perhaps Judge Judy should rule on the case.  She’d get it right.  Upon further review, I know someone else that is FULLY capable of taking this thing over and presiding over whatever mediation is needed to get the owners and players back on the same page.  THIS MAN would fix those ego-maniacs on both sides.  You can make book on that.

>  It seems like every week or so, I publish a mean-spirited comment about the Philadelphia Flyers.  A few of you who are ardent fans of both the Flyers and Friday Mud have reached out to me and asked that I “take it easy” on the boys in orange. One person even went as far as to call me “callous” in the way I poke fun at the Flyers.  I certainly don’t want to come across as callous.  So…I’ll do it.  I’ll offer a kind message to all of you who are fans of the Flyers.  It’s not easy for me to do, mind you, but if you’re a diehard fan of the Flyers, go ahead and CLICK HERE for your special thought.**

>  Did you notice Roger Goodell hugged all of the NFL first-round draft picks last Thursday?  And they weren’t quick “good to see you dawg” hugs.  They were real hugs.  They were “love you, dude” hugs.  Ahhh, but maybe there was more to it.  Our WNST staff photographer was in New York for the draft and happened to position himself on the far LEFT of the stage, where he caught the Commissioner giving the hug and then casually, discreetly slipping something into the left jacket pocket of all the draft picks.  One of them removed his sport coat to sign some autographs and the photographer grabbed the item out of his jacket pocket and took a quick photo of it.  OK, the hug thing makes sense now.  After all, THIS ITEM that Goodell slipped to his new employees is certainly vital in today’s NFL.

>  THIS RIGHT HERE is what’s important.  Learn the words.

>  Another spring in Baltimore/Washington, another playoff dismissal of the Capitals.  This time, the Tampa Bay Lightning polished off our ice-heroes in four games.  And now, naturally, people are calling for the head of Bruce Boudreau or demanding that Alex Semin be sent packing.  I’m getting lots of calls and e-mails about the Caps…”What do they need, Drew?  Please tell me.  What does my team need?”  HERE is the simple answer to that question.

>  I don’t care who you are, THIS STUFF never gets old.  It’s timeless.  The whole family gets in the act.  They just don’t make ’em like this anymore.

>  Mark Reynolds of the Orioles keeps a unique calendar on the inside of his locker, both home and away.  Some guys put pictures of their wife or kids up…some just pick a hot girl from a magazine and pin her up…others put a quote from the Bible up.  Our staff photographer snuck in and grabbed A QUICK PHOTO of what Reynolds puts up as a way to keep track of what’s going on in his life.  I hope he has 10 more blank pages for the rest of the season.

>  I googled the phrase:  “Three things you’ll never see in Danny Briere’s life” and oddly enough, here’s what came up:  THIS, AND THEN THIS, and FINALLY THIS.##

>  Anyone out there who says “they don’t make real music anymore” obviously hasn’t heard this band or THIS SONG.

The Shoot Section (where I speak the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth)

In last Friday’s edition of Friday Mud, I made a point of referencing a recent ratings drop by one of our competitors and made light of a fictitious “bumper sticker” that I thought would be appropriate to put on cars in their parking lot.  “Tom” took a moment to contact me with a rather scathing email about how he doesn’t like the fact that I took a shot at “the good people” (as he called them) at that other station who are just trying to earn a living like we, at WNST, are trying to do.  I know a lot of people in Baltimore sports radio.  Some of them I like, actually.  In fact, there are people who compete against me and WNST that I would go as far as to consider “friends”.  But that doesn’t mean I’m going to take it easy on them when we’re competing, because I’m not.  They certainly haven’t “taken it easy” on me when they’ve been competing with us.  It all reminds me of THIS SCENE from Training Day (warning: contains a few objectionable words…OK, more than a few.).  In other words, what we do, the competing we do:  “this s**t’s chess, it ain’t checkers.”  Truth?  Our competitors would love to see WNST go out of business.  That’s the way it goes.  I’m cool with it.  So when our competitors slide in the ratings, it deserves a mention.  Lord knows they’re not going to mention it themselves. And I know for sure all of our competitors have spent lots of time on the street reminding folks that “no one listens to WNST”.  It’s all good.  We’re just competing.  And it’s fun.  At least it is to me.

** – that’s about as nice as I can be to Flyers fans.  Nothing personal…

## – that image of the female is what you see when you google the words “pictures of pretty women”.  I’m merely saying Briere wouldn’t have a pretty woman surrounding him.  I’m not at all saying Briere doesn’t like women or wouldn’t have a woman around him at some point in his life.  In fact, I did a google search of “Danny Briere’s high school prom date” and this RIGHT HERE is what came up.  Whatever that means…

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Just in the nick of time, it’s Friday Mud

Posted on 28 January 2011 by Drew Forrester

Boy, oh boy, do I have just the thing for those tired, aching muscles.

No, it’s not Vicodin.

It’s Friday Mud.

On a 1-to-10 scale right now, how sore are you from shoveling on Wednesday and Thursday?

Be honest.

I was about an “8” on Thursday as I sat down to put this edition of Friday Mud together. By the time I was finished — and I had read it to myself 2-3 times — my pain level was down to a “2”.


I went from a 10 to a 2 in the span of about 15 minutes. I hadn’t felt that good in a long time.

OK, who am I kidding…I took a Vicodin.

But you should still try the exercise anyway…rate your pain right now. Read Friday Mud. Then tell me how you feel. I’m interested to know.


>  If you see Orioles pitcher Troy Patton in Fells Point, toss him a pair of your boxers and say, “Just trying to help, dude”. Then point him to THIS TIP in Friday Mud. He’ll thank you later.

>  By now I’m sure nearly all of you have picked up the latest copy of Baltimore Magazine which features “Baltimore’s own” Jen Royle of MASN as one of our city’s Sexy Singles.  Evidently Jen’s photo shoot didn’t go so well.  When she arrived at the location, the magazine staffer handed her an outfit and asked her to get dressed.  Royle replied, “But I brought something that I think depicts my style a little better.”  Fortunately, the editor wouldn’t allow Jen to wear THE CLOTHES SHE BROUGHT TO THE PHOTO SHOOT.

>  Not sure if you heard or not, but Roger Goodell told the NFL owners this week that if there’s a lock-out on March 4, he’ll work for THIS until a settlement is reached.  Within minutes of that news hitting the street, Goodell was offered a job at double that salary by THIS GUY.

>  The President of our country is perhaps the most polarizing figure this side of Merton in Indianapolis.  You either love Barack Obama or…well…you don’t.  If you’re on the fence, THIS should fix things for you.  Yep, he’s a rat fink.

>  So I like going to Google and typing in random phrases to see what pictures pop up.  For instance,  I typed the words “How stupid can you look with a cigar in your mouth?” and THIS GOOF SHOWED UP.

>  Song #8 on my all-time favorite CD is THIS GREAT SONG from John Cougar Mellencamp.  The video is pretty cool, too. Check out the three farmers in the beginning.  The dude on the left never says a word or moves a muscle — until the end of the scene when the guy on the right says “Wanna buy a farm?”.  Anyway, I think JCM has been EXTREMELY underrated in his career and to me, this song sort of best represents what he’s always been about — singing about the common man, the blue-collar guy, the worker.  I love this freakin’ song…

>  Orioles FanFest is this Saturday.  That’s the good news.  The bad news?  The club went over-budget on signage for the Convention Center.  Evidently, they ordered 1,000 OF THESE SIGNS just to make sure they get their message across. Umm…message received.

>  We’re always thinking about new marketing themes at WNST.net.  Recently we splurged and went big-time, hiring an ad agency out of Chicago to craft our new 2011 corporate message.  The ad agency met with all of our on-air staffers and then pledged to come up with a theme for each of us.  This past Tuesday, they came to Baltimore and unveiled their suggested marketing slogans for each of us.  When it came to me, the woman in charge said, “And we have GREAT news for you all. We were able to take one of our Burger King themes and just mesh it perfectly with Drew’s morning show.  That will save you time and money as we didn’t have to bill you for any of the creative or production work.  I agree with her, THIS CONCEPT fits perfectly with me and the morning show.

>  Washington Capitals coach Bruce Boudreau recently asked me to come down to Kettler Ice Rink and speak to the Caps prior to a practice.  I told Bruce, “That’s such a long drive…why don’t I just fax you down something simple and you can hand it out before the practice.  It will be self-explanatory.”  Boudreau said, “That’s fine.  Just keep it simple.”  I remarked, “It will be simple and easy to understand.”  So I faxed THIS MEMO to Boudreau.  I hope he distributed it to his team.

>  Derrek Lee recently signed a one-year deal with the Orioles and moved into a nice, quaint home up in Lutherville.  Our WNST staff photographer managed to squeeze his way past the security gate and snap a photo of Derrek’s new digs.  And you have to hand it to Lee, he’s already making plans for next October, as THIS PICTURE proves.

The “Shoot” Section (Anyone who has ever watched wrestling knows a “Shoot” interview is when the wrestler offers a real, out-of-character discussion).

Do me a favor. CLICK RIGHT HERE if you would please.  See that?  That’s what the Orioles want you to give them on Saturday at FanFest in exchange for getting four autographs from their baseball players. Understand this:  I want you to go to FanFest. I’m recommending you go to FanFest.  It’s a terrific way to get baseball in your blood in late January when there’s snow on the ground.  Go to FanFest on Saturday. OK? But under NO circumstances should you give those creeps $15 of your money in order to be graced with the signatures of four players.  And yes, I’m well aware that the $15 “fee” goes to OriolesREACH, the club’s charitable organization.  That’s awfully noble of them.  Here’s what I think you should do.  Do NOT give them $15 for those autographs.  It’s a joke.  They should be ashamed, charging people to get IN the building and then charging adults for autographs.  Disgraceful.  But I DO think you should give Nick Markakis $10 that he can use for his RightSide Foundation.  So that’s what I’m suggesting you do.  Make a $10 check to “The RightSide Foundation” and give it to Markakis or an Orioles official that you see roaming around…and tell Markakis you’d rather give HIM the money than to be bent-over by the club for four autographs of players.  You’d think the Orioles would be THRILLED to have people come in to the building and actually want to engage with their players.  $15 for autographs.  Laughable.  Don’t do it.

End of “Shoot Section”

> Karns High School squandered a huge 4th quarter lead and fell to Clinton High School last night.  It was a shocker.  It even made the headlines in the sports section.  Oh, you don’t believe me?   PROOF IS RIGHT HERE.

>  I realize it’s chic to pick on the Steelers and their fans.  I get it, I really do.  But you have to give those folks in Pittsburgh a lot of credit.  The big game isn’t until next weekend and they’ve already descended upon Dallas in record numbers, as our WNST staff photographer proves RIGHT HERE with his latest picture from the Cowboys Stadium parking lot.

>  This has no business being in Friday Mud.  But I typed the words “Girls in unique positions” and THIS PHOTO showed up. I have no idea what it is.  I pulled my quad muscle just looking at it.  Then I typed “Ben Roethlisberger on the beach” and this PICTURE was displayed.  I don’t remember having Ben having blond hair, but the rest of it looks right to me.

>  Last but not least.  Cam Cameron has come under great scrutiny since the season ended a few weeks back.  Recently he asked the Ravens chief custodian, Reverend Slappy, to paint a new catch-phrase on the front door to his office.  You might not agree with it, but here’s Cam’s 2011 PERSONAL SLOGAN.

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