Top 10 Baseball Distractions

July 18, 2011 | Glenn Clark

4. Golf: PGA Tour RBC Canadian Open (Thursday & Friday 3pm live on Golf Channel Saturday & Sunday 3pm live on CBS. All golf from Vancouver); Champions Tour Senior British Open/Open Championship (Thursday-Sunday 12pm from Surrey, ENG live on ESPN); LPGA Tour Evian Masters (Thursday & Friday 6:30pm Saturday & Sunday 1pm from Evian-les-Bains, France on Golf Channel)

Golf fans everywhere had better hope Mike Weir wins the Canadian Open this weekend. Otherwise, I think we know what to expect from the fans in Vancouver…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q5V6DKH3bw[/youtube]

If Weir DOES win, it will be a “wonderful day for Canada, and therefore the world.”

(Eds. Note: The following South Park clip is PROBABLY NSFW. I’m assuming.)

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xawn9xxP678[/youtube]

3. Cycling: Tour de France (Stage 16 Tuesday 8am Stage 17 Wednesday 8am Stage 18 Thursday 7am Stage 19 Friday 8am Stage 20 Saturday 8am Stage 21-FINAL STAGE-Sunday 8am all stages live on VERSUS)

This is the third and final week of the Tour de France and I still don’t know anything about it.

So instead-for the third week-I’ll go with food porn.

These are eclairs, apparently made by some guy named Pierre Herme. All of that is French, correct?

eclair

2. NFL League Meetings (Thursday Atlanta)

JUST.FREAKING.COME.BACK.ALREADY.

Seriously, I’d love to have something more to say here but I just don’t. Get the damn thing done and let’s have something real to talk about next week.

In the meantime, here’s a picture of Jessica Burciaga from our friends over at Guyism. It’s significantly more worth talking about…

burciaga

1. Action Sports: Dew Tour Pantech Open (Thursday-Sunday Ocean City inlet, Saturday 3pm Sunday 4pm live on NBC)

When I was younger, I was disturbed by the music video “Scrape.” As I’ve gotten older it hasn’t gotten much easier to stomach…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dy7Cg36qfY[/youtube]

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…

-G

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