8. Lingerie Football League: Philadelphia Passion @ Baltimore Charm (Friday 9pm from 1st Mariner Arena live on MTV2)
Someone named Amber Lee who writes for Bleacher Report recently posted called “The 40 Hottest Players in Lingerie Football League History.” You know me when it comes to research…there’s just nowhere I won’t look to find more information on a subject.
The site named Las Vegas Sin QB Joey Davenport as the hottest in LFL history. I’m not saying I disagree, I’m just saying I might need to do a little more research.
7. NHL: Washington Capitals @ Nashville Predators (Tuesday 8pm from Nashville live on Comcast SportsNet), Washington Capitals @ Winnipeg Jets (Thursday 8:30pm from Winnipeg live on Comcast SportsNet), Washington Capitals @ Toronto Maple Leafs (Saturday 7pm from Toronto live on Comcast SportsNet), Phoenix Coyotes @ Washington Capitals (Monday 7pm from Verizon Center live on Comcast SportsNet)
Finally! A REAL hockey team in our Nation’s Capital!!!
Let’s go Desert Dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. Golf: PGA Tour The Presidents Cup (Wednesday 9pm Thursday 7:30pm Friday 3pm Saturday 6:30pm from Melbourne, Australia live on Golf Channel)
This is supposed to be a big event because Tiger Woods is playing and everyone involved with the sport of golf is freaking DESPERATE to see Tiger Woods be relevant again since no one else who is picking up a club these days is even remotely relevant.
Well…except maybe the dude who hit a bunch of balls into the water at the Australian Open and then quit when he ran out…
Of course he did. Of course he did.
5. Pro Wrestling: WWE Survivor Series (Sunday 8pm from New York live on Pay-Per-View)
The Rock and John Cena are tag team partners? That’s crazy! That would be like LeBron James and Dwyane Wade being teammates on a NBA roster! I can’t imagine it would ever happen-but if it did you could be sure they’d be champions!
The only way WWE could be any better right now would be if Mick Foley would return.
Wait. Wait. Wait. WHAT???????