Top 10 Baseball Distractions

November 29, 2011 | Glenn Clark

4. College Basketball: Big Ten/ACC Challenge-Illinois @ Maryland (Tuesday 7:30pm from Comcast Center live on ESPN), BB&T Classic-Notre Dame vs. Maryland (Sunday 4:45pm from Verizon Center live on MASN); Towson @ UMass (Wednesday 7pm from Amherst, MA live on AM1570, George Mason @ Towson (Saturday 7:30pm from Towson Center live on AM1570; UMBC @ American (Thursday 7:30pm Bender Arena); Marist @ Loyola (Thursday 7:30pm Reitz Arena); West Virginia Tech @ Coppin State (Saturday 4:30pm Coppin State Physical Education Complex), Rio Grande @ Coppin State (Monday 7:30pm Coppin State Physical Education Complex)

There are few things in life I enjoy more than watching YouTube clips of Obinna Ekezie & Matt Kovarik beating the Illini in the NCAA Tournament at Arco Arena. No I’ve never done that before, why would you ask?

Hell, we’re all here, why don’t we take a look at Chris Wilcox and Juan Dixon kicking the Illini’s ass at Cole Field House, too?

3. NFL: Baltimore Ravens @ Cleveland Browns (Sunday 4:05pm from Cleveland live on CBS)

The only good thing about Cleveland is Mike Polk. Here’s his most recent work for the 7th or 8th time this season…

And since the National Football League isn’t legally allowed to be discussed without the words “Tim Tebow” involved, here’s this instructional video. It’s helpful.

2. College Football: NCAA FCS Playoffs-Lehigh @ Towson (Saturday 3:30pm from Unitas Stadium live on AM1570; SEC Championship Game: LSU vs. Georgia (Saturday 4pm from Atlanta live on CBS); Big Ten Championship Game: Michigan State vs. Wisconsin (Saturday 8pm from Indianapolis live on FOX); Pac-12 Championship Game: Oregon vs. UCLA (Friday 8pm from Eugene, OR live on FOX); ACC Championship Game: Clemson vs. Virginia Tech (Saturday 8pm from Charlotte live on ESPN)

Ah yes, Lehigh University. The school that invented the Skoal Stanley Cup (according to Seriously.

I’d laugh, but I’m not sure Towson University has done better.

Oh right.

1. High School Football: MPSSAA Finals 4A Old Mill vs. Quince Orchard (Friday 7:30pm), 1A Perryville vs. Dunbar (Saturday 12pm), 2A Douglass-PG County vs. Middletown (Saturday 3:30pm), 3A Thomas Johnson vs. River Hill (Saturday 7pm) (All games from M&T Bank Stadium live on WNUV54)

This is how you become a hero in High School.

Well, this OR (Language NSFW)…

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…