Top 10 Baseball Distractions

March 13, 2012 | Glenn Clark

8. College Football: University of Maryland Pro Day (Wednesday 10am Byrd Stadium/Cole Field House)

No matter what these Terrapins do during their workouts Tuesday, there’s no possible way it could look worse than they did on the field last season.

Unless maybe they worked out in these old Vancouver Canucks duds…

Mother of God.

7. NHL: Washington Capitals @ New York Islanders (Tuesday 7pm from New York live on Comcast SportsNet PLUS), Washington Capitals @ Winnipeg Jets (Friday 8:30pm from Winnipeg live on Comcast SportsNet PLUS), Washington Capitals @ Chicago Blackhawks (Sunday 7pm from Chicago live on NBC Sports Network), Washington Capitals @ Detroit Red Wings (Monday 7:30pm from Detroit live on Comcast SportsNet)

Apparently the Caps have been a little bit better recently. They would of course almost have to be, considering they COULDN’T SCORE A GOAL a while ago.

We’re here with nothing better to do, so here’s a video of AHL Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins player Steve MacIntyre going….doing….losing….you know I don’t think I have the words…

6. Pro Wrestling: TNA Victory Road (Sunday 8pm from Orlando live on Pay-Per-View)

I appreciate the special relationship I have with T10BD readers. Whenever there’s a TNA PPV, you know how it goes. Instead of trying to offer any level of witty thought related to the grapplers, I just post a picture of Mickie James in some form of undress and move on to anything else.

It means a lot to me, people.

5. Soccer: MISL Championship Series Game 1-Milwaukee Wave @ Baltimore Blast (Friday 7:35pm 1st Mariner Arena), Game 2 Baltimore Blast @ Milwaukee Wave (Sunday 4pm from Milwaukee live on; MLS-DC United @ Los Angeles Galaxy (Sunday 7pm from Carson, CA live on Galavision)

Apparently there’s a soccer playing fella named Lionel Messi who is particularly talented. According to Yahoo! Sports, he recently decided to practice as a goalie and kicked ass because he kicks ass at everything. Here’s a picture from some other soccer player’s Facebook page…

So there’s soccer. Oh and go Blast.