Top 10 Baseball Distractions

March 20, 2012 | Glenn Clark

Top 10 Baseball Distractions

4. NHL: Washington Capitals @ Philadelphia Flyers (Thursday 7pm from Philly live on Comcast SportsNet), Winnipeg Jets @ Washington Capitals (Friday 7pm from Verizon Center live on Comcast SportsNet), Minnesota Wild @ Washington Capitals (Sunday 5pm from Verizon Center live on NBC Sports Network)

Apparently the Caps topped the Red Wings Monday night. That seems odd because the Red Wings are good.

So enough about that. Here’s a picture of green ice the Erie Otters skated on this Saturday to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. That’s what I’ve got for you here.

3. Women’s College Basketball: NCAA Tournament Maryland vs. Texas A&M (Sunday TBA from Raleigh live on ESPN or ESPN2)

Hey there, Texas A&M Aggies fan. Glenn Clark here, noted University of Maryland alum and Terrapins supporter. Remember when your basketball coach decided it was time to leave for a REAL school?

That same school is days away from ending your title defense run. So…happy March Madness?

2. College Lacrosse: Georgetown @ Loyola (Wednesday 7pm Ridley Athletic Complex); Loyola @ UMBC (Saturday 7pm UMBC Stadium); Mercer @ Towson (Wednesday 7:30pm from Unitas Stadium live on AM1570 WNST.net), Delaware @ Towson (Saturday 7:30pm from Unitas Stadium live on AM1570 WNST.net); Tufts @ Stevenson (Tuesday 7pm Mustang Stadium); Johns Hopkins @ Virginia (Saturday 2pm from Charlottesville live on ESPNU); Maryland @ North Carolina (Saturday 12pm from Chapel Hill live on ESPNU)

Attention UNC Tar Heels fans: your team is going to get their asses kicked by the Terps Saturday, but there’s good news! Noted pornography website Pornhub.com ran a poll and your cheerleaders were voted the hottest in the NCAA Tournament!

But yeah, you’re still going to get your asses kicked Saturday. Enjoy!

1. College Basketball: NCAA Tournament Sweet 16 Syracuse vs. Wisconsin (Thursday 7:15pm from Boston live on CBS), Louisville vs. Michigan State (Thursday 7:47pm from Phoenix live on TBS), Cincinnati vs. Ohio State (Thursday 9:45pm from Boston live on CBS), Florida vs. Marquette (Thursday 10:17pm from Phoenix live on TBS), Baylor vs. Xavier (Friday 7:15pm from Atlanta live on CBS), North Carolina vs. Ohio (Friday 7:47pm from St. Louis live on TBS), Kentucky vs. Indiana (Friday 9:45pm from Atlanta live on CBS), Kansas vs. NC State (Friday 10:17pm from St. Louis live on TBS)

I’d offer basketball analysis but I’m pretty sure someone just said “Phoenix”. Phoenix is the home of the Tempe 12. The Tempe 12 produced this picture.

I’d consider Google for more information on this subject.

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…

-G

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