8. Glenn Clark’s Easter plans (Saturday & Sunday parts unknown)
I’ll probably dye eggs with my cousins this weekend. I’ll probably be forced by my family to go find a basket and some eggs at some point. I’ll be at church Sunday morning. But like every other year, I remind my girlfriend that if I do NOT get Cadbury Cream Eggs Benedict, we probably won’t have much of a future…
She’s usually been pretty cool about such an ultimatum.
7. Women’s College Basketball: NCAA Championship Game-Baylor vs. Notre Dame (Tuesday 8:30pm from Denver live on ESPN)
SKYLAR DIGGINS SKYLAR DIGGINS SKYLAR DIGGINS SKYLAR DIGGINS SKYLAR DIGGINS SKYLAR DIGGINS SKYLAR DIGGINS SKYLAR DIGGINS…
But I’m pulling for Baylor Tuesday night. I’m not sure if you remember, but Skylar Diggins plays for Notre Dame. There’s nothing to like about that.
And before we move on, what city is next year’s MEN’S Final Four in? Is it Alanta?
is a sign that The Rock is going to stay in the squared circle for a minute, officially consider me MARKED THE EFF OUT.
Seriously…my pants are so very very tight at the moment.
5. Tennis: Davis Cup quarterfinal-Team USA @ France (Friday 6am Saturday 8am Sunday 5am from Roquebrune, France live on Tennis Channel)
Obviously this weekend’s Davis Cup tie has monumental international ramifications. You see, Glenn Clark is set to visit Paris this summer and would LOVE to bring the message “how did you like that ass beating from John Isner and the boys?!?” with him when he goes.
Oh and also…the WTA is officially cracking down on grunting. So with that in mind it’s pretty appropriate that I offer this…
It will be missed.