Top 10 Baseball Distractions

April 30, 2012 | Glenn Clark

8. Auto Racing: NASCAR Aaron’s 499 (Sunday 12pm from Talladega, AL live on FOX)

At last week’s NASCAR Nationwide Series event in Richmond, Travis Pastrana debuted and finished 22nd. You may know Pastrana better as this maniac…

Or in other words, the series just added a man with absolutely no concern for personal safety whatsoever.

7. Golf: PGA Tour Wells Fargo Championship (Thursday & Friday 3pm live on Golf Channel, Saturday & Sunday 3pm live on CBS. All golf from Charlotte), Champions Tour Insperity Championship (Friday 7:30pm Saturday 6:30pm Sunday 7pm from The Woodlands, TX on Golf Channel)

Hey there ladies. You wanna see a picture of defending US Open champ Rory McIlroy playing golf in his underpants?

And there’s your golf update for the week.

6. Boxing: Floyd Mayweather vs. Miguel Cotto/Shane Mosley vs. Canelo Alvarez (Saturday 9pm from Las Vegas live on HBO Pay-Per-View)

Mayweather isn’t fighting Manny Pacquiao, so clearly none of us care.

Instead, here’s a video of three older ladies watching the Kim Kardashian sex tape. It’s almost certainly NSFW…

5. Mixed Martial Arts: UFC on FOX-Nate Diaz vs. Jim Miller (Saturday 8pm from East Rutherford, NJ live on FOX); Bellator Fighting Championships 67 (Friday 8pm from Orilla, Canada live on MTV2)

Did you know they were showing Boy Meets World on MTV2 now? Of course you did. My apologies.

Also there’s a UFC fight Saturday night. Neat happenings all around.