Drew’s Morning Dish — Thurs., June 27

June 27, 2013 | Drew Forrester

Oregon football on probation?


I didn’t see that one coming.

OK, here’s where I would put “LOL” in there to show you DID see that one coming.

“I didn’t see that one coming.  LOL.”

There…fixed it.

My question is this:  What happens now to the folks who used to take the exams for the football players at Oregon?  Do they still remain employed with the Oregon athletic department or does the clean-up cost them their jobs?

Just wondering.


I had a bunch of really good one-liners about Aaron Hernandez on Twitter last night.

Some folks might think “too soon”…but I go with the whole “once the arraignment has occurred, he’s fair game” theory.

On the field, in all seriousness, it would appear the Patriots are going to have to find a new weapon at tight end since they cut Hernandez yesterday.

Off the field, my suggestion to Hernandez would simply be this:  “Bite the bullet and tell the truth…now.”

OK, I’m here all week.  Try the veal.


Man, Cleveland’s Scott Kazmir was really good last night, huh?

As I watched him throw a handful of no-hit innings, I thought to myself, “When the levee breaks, this guy’s gonna give up a boatload of runs.”

Alas, he didn’t.


I’ll give you this one in honor of MASN broadcaster Jim Hunter, who spent roughly 35% of last night’s post-game show complaining about the umpires.

Today would have been Helen Keller’s 133rd birthday.

I assume she would have celebrated by umpiring behind the plate tonight at Camden Yards.  She couldn’t be worse than Ted Barrett.