Thursday Morning’s Crabs and Beer

July 17, 2008 | Glenn Clark

Oh, boxing.

I used to take a number of angry phone calls in this town about the negative approach I took towards the embarrassment that is the state of the sport of boxing.

I tried to explain to everyone at the time that I LOVE boxing; and I’m just frustrated with how terrible the sport has become over the last few years, especially at the Heavyweight level.

However, even though I know how awful Boxing’s Heavyweight division is; I spent WEEKS promoting a TERRIBLE Shannon Briggs-Sergei Liakhovic fight at Phoenix’s Chase Field just 18 months ago.

Even though I know how awful Boxing’s Heavyweight division is; I actually replayed an interview at 5:45 so I could end my show early last year to watch Hasim Rahman fight Taurus Sykes on VERSUS at 6pm Pacific.

Even though I know how awful Boxing’s Heavyweight division is; I can still tell you that Ruslan Chagaev, Wladimir Klitschko, and Samuel Peter hold the four major belts. (I still wouldn’t know who holds which belt without looking it up.)

And even though I know how awful Boxing’s Heavyweight division is; I still stayed up past midnight last night to watch Hasim Rahman fight James Toney; even though I knew I had to wake up for work at 4:30am.

But as FSN announcer Barry Tompkins said last night, “These sorts of things don’t happen in bowling.”

Boxing again embarrassed itself last night, on a night when things should have been good.

Hasim Rahman and James Toney wouldn’t have gotten many PPV buys; but putting them on free TV last night was a GREAT idea for Boxing. It’s not exactly like putting Anderson Silva on free TV Saturday night; but they ARE recognizable names, former champions, and they have a history with each other. Plus, FSN sent out Chris Rose, John Salley, Chris Byrd, and even Jay Glazer to add glitz to the event, which frankly helps.

But once again, boxing managed to piss all over itself.

Hasim Rahman may not have quit last night’s fight; but he made it very clear that he didn’t want any part of it. He said afterwards that he wasn’t happy with the fact he had to fight in California at an event sponsored by Toney’s promoter. That doesn’t mean that he told the referee or doctor that he wanted to quit the fight; but it doesn’t reflect well on him.

From listening to the exchange between Rock and the fight doctor after Round Three, it never sounded like Rock quit the fight. It sounded like he told the fight doctor that he couldn’t see. If boxing rules say that a fight stopped due to an incidental headbutt should go to the scorecards if ended before four rounds; then I would have awarded Rahman the fight 29-28. If boxing rules say that if a fighter cannot continue due to an injury a fight should be declared a TKO; then James Toney was the rightful winner.

Who knows what really happened last night?

The only thing we DO know is that anyone who tuned into last night’s fight as a casual fan of “The Sweet Science” was probably turned off by what they saw; and some may never tune into boxing again.

But I know I will. Despite how much I hate this sport right now; I just can’t help but keep watching.

Rahman and Toney both said that the loser should retire; but certainly after last night; that won’t happen. Perhaps there will be a Rahman-Toney III; and perhaps Rahman’s appeal will even get him a no contest of last night’s fight.

But last night’s events were just plain AWFUL for an entire sport; and another black eye for a sport that has been beaten soundly over the last few years.

Let’s see what everyone else has to say…

Best of Wednesday’s WNST Blogs:

Nestor Aparicio says Sherrill ‘sensational’ in All-Star Game

Thyrl Nelson says Tejada example of “Derby curse”

Bryan Powell says MLL returning to Maryland


The Official Site’s Spencer Fordin says Birds aiming for winning record in 2nd half

The Official Site’s Spencer Fordin predicts Birds fall short of winning record

The Official Site’s Jeff Seidel says Millar participates in White House event’s Mark Newman says prospect Arrieta named to U.S. Olympic team

The Sun’s Peter Schmuck says MacPhail faces tough decisions

The Sun’s Jeff Zrebiec says MacPhail keeping focus on rebuilding

The Sun’s Dan Connolly says Sherrill told media he didn’t want to pitch multiple innings in All-Star Game

The Sun’s David Steele hopes long game didn’t hurt Sherrill’s arm

The Sun’s Dean Jones Jr. expects big series from Huff

The Sun’s Sandra McKee says Orioles trying Sunday promotion again

The Sun’s Jeff Zrebiec breaks down where Birds could be traded

The Sun’s Roch Kubatko says Arrieta’s Olympic nod comes after futures game appearance

The Sun’s Roch Kubatko says Trembley can’t be happy with Sherrill’s lengthy All-Star appearance

Carroll County Times’ Josh Land says 11 game homestand will dictate 2nd half for Birds

Carroll County Times’ Josh Land says Arrieta considers Olympic nod ‘icing on cake’ of young career

Frederick News-Post’s Stan Goldberg says former Oriole Johnson liked Arrieta in Futures Game, picked him for Olympic team

Washington Post’s Marc Carig says start of 2nd half could determine team’s future

Washington Post says Birds need SS, pitching depth, another bat

The AP says MacPhail ‘satisfied’ with Birds’ progress

Fox Sports’ Aram Tolegian has Orioles 18th in Power Rankings

Sporting News’ Gerry Fraley thinks Sherrill ‘key performer’ for Birds in 2nd half

CBS Sports’ Scott Miller gives Birds “B” for first half, up from “F” last year

The AP says Orioles-Yankees regular season finale at Yankee Stadium moved to primetime


The Official Site’s Mike Duffy previews OLB’s

The Sun’s Jamison Hensley says Ravens, Flacco agree to 5 year deal

The Sun’s Kyle Goon profiles Ravens fan/Yardbarker editor Hammond

The Examiner’s Phil Macek thinks Ravens should have extended Suggs

Aaron Wilson says Flacco’s deal includes $8.75 million guaranteed

The AP says Flacco deal has maximum $30 million value

Pro Football Talk’s Mike Florio says Flacco’s deal includes similar escalators to Quinn


The Official Site says Thomas thinks depth will help O-Line

The Sun’s Matt Bracken says LB signee Edet going to Milford Academy for prep school

Washington Times’ Patrick Stevens says Terps have PLENTY of depth at WR

Terrapin Times’ Mark Clem checks in with prospect Austin (must subscribe)


The Diamondback’s Aaron Kraut says Gary intends to use four guard lineups this season

Terrapin Times’ Dan Painter checks in with 2010 prospect Starks (must subscribe)


The Diamondback’s Jakob Engelke says future Terps shine in All-American game


Dallas Morning News’ Brandon George says Dallas will bid for Army-Navy game

Go Mids previews quarterbacks (must subscribe)


The Examiner’s Dave Carey says Brooks was keeper before moving to forward


Fightnews’ Francisco Salazar says Toney gets controversial TKO victory over Rahman due to headbutt

Fightnews’ Francisco Salazar says Toney thinks Rahman wanted out of fight

Max Boxing’s Doug Fischer says Rahman ruled to have quit after third round

Sweet Science’s David A. Avila says deep cut made Rahman unable to see after third round


-Here’s the skinny on Palmer vs. Murray today. Eddie Murray played 13 seasons in Baltimore (really 12 and a half); making 7 All-Star teams, winning 3 Gold Gloves, 2 Silver Sluggers, the 1977 Rookie of the Year, a World Series title in 1983, and finishing in the Top 10 of MVP voting 7 times. His number 33 is retired by the Orioles, and he was elected to Baseball’s Hall of Fame in 2003. Jim Palmer played 20 seasons in Baltimore; making 6 All-Star teams, winning 3 Cy Young awards, 4 gold gloves, and 3 World Series titles. His number 22 is retired by the Orioles, and he was elected to Baseball’s Hall of Fame in 1990. My vote will go to Jim Palmer, if only because (as a number of our hosts have eluded) the Orioles have never won a World Series without him.

-After the Ravens host the Browns in a late afternoon game Sunday, September 21st; will it even be worth racing to an establishment in Federal Hill to watch a watered down Orioles team face a Yankees team that is about to clinch a Wild Card berth and make the regular season finale at Yankee Stadium irrelevant? I think not.

– Kudos to Joe Flacco, Joe Linta, and the Baltimore Ravens for working quickly to get a deal done. Flacco doesn’t appear to be getting any sort of ridiculous deal; but instead a fair deal with escalator clauses that could allow the big man to make money if he proves his worth. I think this is good all around.

-Congratulations to Jake Arrieta, who gets the incredible honor of pitching for the United States at the Olympic Games in Beijing. It’s almost hard to even remember that such luminaries as Rick Krivda, Mike Kincade, and Kurt Ainsworth picked up gold medals back in 2000 in Sydney. There could be some concern about Arrieta overextending himself-especially considering the exhibition schedule BEFORE the Games; but he deserves the opportunity.

-I hate saying this because it is just more competition for Baltimore; but Dallas deserves the opportunity to host an Army/Navy game. There is clearly passion for both institutions down there; and the new stadium would serve as a great host for the Game.

-Make sure you come out today to support Drew, Captain Kirk, Coach Seaman, Coach Stern and the Casey Cares Foundation. You can still make donations by emailing Drew at

Talk to you tomorrow.