Top 10 Baseball Distractions

June 26, 2012 | Glenn Clark

Top 10 Baseball Distractions

8. Pro Lacrosse: MLL All-Star Game (Saturday 7:30pm from Boca Raton, FL live on ESPN2)

Because when I think of lacrosse, I think of Boca Raton Florida. It’s just natural. Like how when you think of parasailing you obviously think of…

It’s just instinctual.

7. Competitive Eating: Asian Zing Throwdown (Friday 8am live on “The Morning Reaction” on AM1570 WNST.net)

I take you back to the Chicken Mini Challenge one year ago. I looked like this at the end…

Actually I looked much worse. You can forget about me failing this time though.

6. Extreme Sports: X Games 2012 (Thursday 9pm live on ESPN2 Friday 2pm live on ESPN2 4pm live on ESPN3.com 9pm live on ESPN Saturday 1pm live on ABC 3pm live on ESPN 8pm live on ESPN3.com 9pm live on ESPN Sunday 3pm live on ESPN2 5pm live on ESPN 9pm live on ESPN2. All X Games from Los Angeles)

Holy hell the X Games are still around. Was I the only one that went uninformed?

The return of the X Games makes me miss Ryan Dunn. Was anyone in the world funnier than Ryan Dunn?

Damn I miss that dude. Why don’t they just turn the X Games into one big episode of Jackass? I’d watch that.

5. U.S. Olympic Trials: Swimming (Tuesday 6:30pm on NBC Sports Network 8pm live on NBC Wednesday 7pm on NBC Sports Network 8pm live on NBC Thursday & Friday 4:30pm on NBC Sports Network 8pm live on NBC Saturday 6:30pm on NBC Sports Network 8pm live on NBC Sunday 6pm on NBC Sports Network 8pm live on NBC Monday 8pm live on NBC. All swimming from Omaha); Track & Field (Thursday 9pm Friday 6pm live on NBC Sports Network Saturday 9pm Sunday 7pm live on NBC. All track from Eugene, OR); Gymnastics (Thursday 5:30pm live on NBC Sports Network Friday 9pm Saturday 4pm Sunday 9pm live on NBC. All gymnastics from San Jose); “London 2012″ available in stores for XBox 360/PS3 (Tuesday)

Here’s a picture of Alicia Sacramone naked on a balance beam from ESPN The Magazine’s Body Issue. I should point out that if you’re the type of person that doesn’t like seeing a picture of Alicia Sacramone naked on a balance beam from ESPN The Magazine’s Body Issue you should move ahead to Page 3 because I’m about to post a picture of Alicia Sacramone naked on a balance beam from ESPN The Magazine’s Body Issue.

I hope you understand.

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