It’s a Happy Tuesday for me, mostly because I saw a picture of Christina Hendricks from the TV show “Mad Men” at Sunday night’s Golden Globe Awards….
I can’t figure out what it is I like about her… (Thanks WWTDD for the picture)
Let’s see what everyone has to say….
1. WNST.net’s Glenn Clark says final 5 minutes killed Ravens throughout season
Don’t believe me? Take a look at the season breakdown I included in the blog. In all 8 losses this season, the Ravens lost the final 5 minutes of each half. That’s 16 halves where the team shot themselves in the foot in the must crucial stages-all of which lead to losses.
I can’t make this stuff up.
Look, the handful of people (and it’s not NEARLY as many as you think) who really think John Harbaugh should be fired are INSANE. But the people who think John Harbaugh is above criticism are also off-base. The final 5 minutes of a half are EXACTLY the place where the head coach is most necessary; as he has to be able to manage the situations while the coordinators make the calls.
Also, I’m NOT rooting for Rex Ryan. Mostly because I want to know that the Ravens made the right choice.
2. Ravens Official Site’s Ryan Mink says Mason retired, then didn’t, then did, then didn’t, and we’re pretty sure he isn’t
But he might be.
Seriously, this was by far and away the STRANGEST press gathering I could have imagined Derrick holding. Please check it out in the Audio Vault at WNST.net.
I wasn’t really surprised AT ALL when Derrick opened his gathering by saying “I’m done.” Frankly, there was a part of me that expected it. I still think that in order of likelihood; retirement, returning to the Titans and returning to the Ravens are the only things Mase will do at this point.
But I have no idea what he was thinking yesterday. You really have to hear it.
3. The Sun’s Jamison Hensley says Flacco standing by story that injuries ‘didn’t affect’ how he played
And I’m standing by the story I told my ex-girlfriend that I only slept with my friend Christina once when I was drunk.
I’ll try one more time to get John Harbaugh to talk about this today. After that, we’ll just have to wonder what was really going on with Joe.
4. Carroll County Times’ Aaron Wilson says aside from Mason; Clayton, K Washington and D Williams all face uncertain futures
Which means I can introduce a new segment to my blogging. In the past, I of course included Hot chick “porn” and Food “porn”, but I now add Wide Receiver “porn”…..
Yeah, that’s hot.
5. SI’s Peter King “really hopes” Ed Reed won’t retire
Which makes two of us.
And it’s not the first time Peter King and I have been compared favorably, either.
The Ravens are NOT as good with Tom Zbikowski playing as they are with Ed Reed, no matter what some people in town (who I’m only guessing are still wearing their Notre Dame pajamas right now) have tried to exclaim.
The Ravens are an IMPOSING defense when Ed Reed is in the secondary.
6. The Sun’s Jeff Zrebiec says Crede, Tejada options for Orioles at 3rd base
This is sorta like the flip side of the Ravens’ “Wide Receiver porn” segment. Over in Andy MacPhail’s office today, here’s the “Corner Infield porn” they’re looking at….
Not exactly hot.
In fact, it would be kinda like finding out you have a friend in 9th grade who is taping up pictures of Amy Winehouse in their locker…
While everyone else has pictures up of Kyle Boller’s girlfriend….
7. WNST.net’s Drew Forrester says Josh Thornton’s 23 not enough for Towson to hold off St. Joseph’s in Philly
Not that anyone expected Towson to beat St. Joe’s; but if there was ever going to be a year where the Tigers could go to Philadelphia and beat Phil Martelli’s bunch-this would have been the year.
The other news is that Troy Franklin has left the team-which can’t be surprising either considering the fact that Troy hasn’t been playing recently.
So, there’s that.
Again, at some point-this season for UMBC is going to be about little more than trying to get an America East win for Randy Monroe’s bunch. It’s a trying season, and it makes Drew Forrester’s commercial sound even more ridiculous-which makes me giggle.
9. Maryland Official Site previews tonight’s tilt with Longwood
Yes, this should be a 30 point pounding-but no, nothing is given. Especially considering the fact that the Lancers will be starting 2 players from the Old Line State tonight-and will be playing others from the DC area who likely dreamed of playing for Gary Williams and on the Comcast Center floor. It is always tough to gauge a group of players who think that their next game is the Super Bowl against a group of players who think their next game is against a team with a funny name.
Of course, it IS a funny name.
10. ESPN.com’s Joe Lunardi says Terps amongst first four teams OUT of NCAA Tournament right now
Which is exactly where they should be…..right now.
The good news is that Maryland will completely control their postseason destiny. As long as they don’t finish 8-8 or worse in an ACC that is pretty open, they’ll be fine. But as of right now, their best win is over Florida State. You can’t call that a Tournament-worthy resume just yet.
11. Daily Racing Form’s Jay Privman says Preakness winner Rachel Alexandra won Eclipse Award for Horse of the Year
Which was the right choice. With no offense to Zenyatta and a big win in the Breeders’ Cup Classic, Rachel Alexandra’s run for the Black Eyed Susans and her dominance in the Kentucky Oaks as well was more than enough for me to say she was a worthy winner.
12. Universal Sports says Michael Phelps wrapped up SoCal Grand Prix with gold, bronze on Monday night
Michael Phelps athletic accomplishments < Michael Phelps sexual conquests and recreational drug use.
At least until the 2012 Olympics anyway.
And finally, I leave you with this.
I’ve been hot and cold on The Ting Tings since they first hit the scene, but their performance of “That’s Not My Name” on Saturday Night Live KILLED.
Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…..