Top 10 Baseball Distractions

October 23, 2012 | Glenn Clark

4. Auto Racing: NASCAR Chase For The Cup Tums Fast Relief 500 (Sunday 1pm from Martinsville, VA live on ESPN)

I’ve got nothing here. Dale Jr. is coming back this week (I think), so there’s that. Instead, here’s Christopher Walken doing Honey Boo Boo. I think we can agree it’s an upgrade.

And hell, the same guy got Honey Boo Boo Child to do Christopher Walken. We’ve got nowhere to go, so why not?

3. Pro Wrestling: WWE Hell in a Cell (Sunday 8pm from Atlanta live on Pay-Per-View)

Ryback gets his first shot at a Pay-Per-View main event. It’s about time, as Ryback memes has been a “main event” in my life for a few weeks now…

2. NFL: Tampa Bay Buccaneers @ Minnesota Vikings (Thursday 8:20pm from Minneapolis live on NFL Network), New England Patriots vs. St. Louis Rams (Sunday 1pm from London live on CBS), Washington Redskins @ Pittsburgh Steelers (Sunday 1pm from Pittsburgh live on FOX), New York Giants @ Dallas Cowboys (Sunday 4:25pm from Arlington, TX live on FOX), New Orleans Saints @ Denver Broncos (Sunday 8:20pm from Denver live on NBC), San Francisco 49ers @ Arizona Cardinals (Monday 8:30pm from Glendale, AZ live on ESPN); 13th Annual Goodwill Gridiron Halloween Party feat. Dennis Pitta/Ed Dickson (Monday 7pm Dave & Buster’s Arundel Mills)

“If you had to root for the Washington Redskins or Pittsburgh Steelers in a single game, who would you root for? You can’t say you would kill yourself.”

The Ravens may be off this week, but it doesn’t mean I can’t giggle at this…

1. College Football: Maryland @ Boston College (Saturday 1pm from Chestnut Hill, MA live on, Navy @ East Carolina (Saturday 3:30pm from Greenville, NC live on Fox College Sports), Towson @ Villanova (Saturday 3:30pm from Villanova, PA live on Comcast SportsNet), Delaware State @ Morgan State (Thursday 7:30pm from Hughes Stadium live on ESPNU); Notre Dame @ Oklahoma (Saturday 8pm from Norman, OK live on ABC), Mississippi State @ Alabama (Saturday 8:30pm from Tuscaloosa, AL live on ESPN), Florida @ Georgia (Saturday 3:30pm from Athens, GA live on CBS), Texas Tech @ Kansas State (Saturday 3:30pm from Manhattan, KS live on FOX)

If you ignore the BIZARRE Ron Paul promos in this video, you’ll notice my favorite Terps-BC memory…

I was home from Phoenix that weekend celebrating my dad’s 60th birthday. We didn’t rush the field, but not because we didn’t want to.

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…