Top 10 Baseball Distractions

March 26, 2013 | Glenn Clark

8. Pro Wrestling: WWE Raw (Monday 8pm from Verizon Center live on USA)

I’m just going to make it this simple. I need this in a t-shirt. Like…ASAP.

7. Golf: PGA Tour Shell Houston Open (Thursday & Friday 3pm live on Golf Channel, Saturday & Sunday 12pm live on Golf Channel 2pm live on NBC. All golf from Humble, TX)

Tiger Woods won a golf tournament this weekend. That would be much more interesting if not for the fact that Sergio Garcia recently played golf IN A TREE…

Attention PGA Tour: more golf in trees, more viewers.

6. Tennis: ATP Tour WTA Tour Sony Open (Tuesday 11am live on Tennis Channel Wednesday 1pm Thursday 1pm & 7pm Friday 3pm & 7pm live on ESPN2 Saturday 12pm Sunday 11:30am live on CBS)

Below you’ll find Caroline Wozniacki wearing a Rory McIlroy wig because that’s what life has come to.

Checked out? I would have had to have checked in at some point to be able to check out.

5. NHL: New York Islanders @ Washington Capitals (Tuesday 7pm from Verizon Center live on Comcast SportsNet), Washington Capitals @ Buffalo Sabres (Saturday 7pm from Buffalo live on Comcast SportsNet), Washington Capitals @ Philadelphia Flyers (Sunday 6pm from Philly live on Comcast SportsNet)

I’ve seen a lot of clever things from sports fans over the years. This one from Buffalo Sabres fans is BY FAR the most recent.

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