Top 10 Baseball Distractions

April 09, 2013 | Glenn Clark

4. NHL: Washington Capitals @ Montreal Canadiens (Tuesday 7:30pm from Montreal live on Comcast SportsNet PLUS), Carolina Hurricanes @ Washington Capitals (Thursday 7pm from Verizon Center live on Comcast SportsNet), Tampa Bay Lightning @ Washington Capitals (Saturday 7pm from Verizon Center live on Comcast SportsNet)

Now here’s Rihanna in an Ottawa Senators sweater because apparently wearing Quebec Nordiques gear was SOOOO last year.

3. College Football: Maryland Red/White Scrimmage (Friday 7pm Byrd Stadium)

These are always my favorite games because the Terps can’t lose. That’s rare in football.

Elsewhere in college football, Notre Dame installed a new sign at Notre Dame Stadium…

2. Golf: The Masters (Thursday & Friday 3pm live on ESPN Saturday 3pm Sunday 2pm live on CBS. All golf from Augusta, GA)

Drew Forrester is on the road in Augusta. He’ll almost certainly ask Jim Nantz if he wants to trade underwear the way soccer plays trade shirts after matches. And if I know anything at all about Forrester, he’ll walk to this spot and guarantee he could hit this shot if he had the chance.

1. College Lacrosse: Johns Hopkins @ Maryland (Saturday 3pm from Byrd Stadium live on ESPNU); Denver @ Loyola (Saturday 1pm Ridley Athletic Complex); Towson @ Penn State (Saturday 1pm from University Park, PA live on Big Ten Network/Towson Sports Network); Army @ Navy (Saturday 2pm from Navy-Marine Corps Memorial Stadium live on CBS Sports Network)

Maryland-Hopkins is my favorite thing in the world. Just my absolute favorite. So much so, I think I’ll walk around all week dressed like this.

Of course I’ll probably go without pants…

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…