Top 10 Baseball Distractions

April 16, 2013 | Glenn Clark

4. Mixed Martial Arts: UFC on FOX-Benson Henderson vs. Gilbert Melendez (Saturday 8pm from San Jose live on FOX)

I have friends who have trained with Bendo, so now I’ve told you that. Not a whole lot else to do here…other than posting this picture of Katherine Webb for absolutely no reason. Obviously.

3. NBA: Washington Wizards @ Chicago Bulls (Wednesday 8pm from Chicago live on Comcast SportsNet)

I was thinking to myself the other day, “BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BASKETBALL”…

2. NHL: Toronto Maple Leafs @ Washington Capitals (Tuesday 7pm from Verizon Center live on Comcast SportsNet), Washington Capitals @ Ottawa Senators (Thursday 7:30pm from Ottawa live on Comcast SportsNet), Washington Capitals @ Montreal Canadiens (Saturday 7pm from Montreal live on Comcast SportsNet)

Alex Ovechkin is SO FREAKING HOT right now. (How hot is he?) Alex Ovechkin is so freaking hot that he did this at Six Flags Sunday…

1. College Lacrosse: Yale @ Maryland (Saturday 12pm Byrd Stadium); Navy @ Johns Hopkins (Saturday 4pm from Homewood Field live on ESPNU); Towson @ Drexel (Saturday 4pm from Philadelphia live on Towson Sports Network); War on The Shore: Salisbury @ Washington College (Wednesday 7pm Roy Kirby Jr. Stadium)

Elsewhere in lacrosse action, this was unexpected.

Flexing my mic muscles since 1983…