8. Monster Jam (Friday-Sunday Baltimore Arena)
I’ve never really thought I’d want to go to Monster Jam until I saw this GIF.
7. Mixed Martial Arts: UFC Fight Night-Dong Hyun Kim vs. John Hathaway (Saturday 8pm from Macao, China live on UFC Fight Pass)
Yeah, it would have been WAY too easy to make a “Dong, where is my automobile?” reference here.
Hey! Did you guys see that the Lehigh Valley IronPigs had a new alternate hat this season? It’s the greatest thing you’ll see this week.
6. Auto Racing: NASCAR The Profit on CNBC 500 (Sunday 3pm from Avondale, AZ live on FOX)
(Stephen Colbert voice) “Nation you know me. I get all of my news from Fox News, which was why I was delighted to hear my favorite race car driver Jimmie Johnson had won his THIRD career Daytona 500″…
“That’s right…the “lamestream media probably isn’t reporting this one today…”
5. Golf: PGA Tour The Honda Classic (Thursday & Friday 2pm live on Golf Channel Saturday & Sunday 1pm live on Golf Channel 3pm live on NBC. All golf from Palm Beach Gardens, FL); LPGA Tour HSBC Women’s Champions (Wednesday-Saturday 10:30pm from Singapore live on Golf Channel)
Apparently “Dubuisson” is French for “holy f*ck did he just do that?”
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